Where is Romney now?

[Cary]

The least he could do for us, after trying so hard to deceive, is stand up to a good, long public mocking.

Ingrate.

[Berlum]

1. Cayman Islands, counting his tax-dodge lootings

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[maveric56]

2. He self-deported himself back to the planet Kolob.

[magical thyme]

3. licking his wounds on a warm, sunny beach

While the rest of us struggle on trying to clean up the mess he and his ilk built.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Not knowing, is a gift.

[pinboy3niner]

6. +47%

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. auditioning with the mormon tabernacle choir. With meat loaf.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

7. He may actually be conferring with Obama

The president expressed a desire to do this.

[hifiguy]

8. Not far enough away.

The Moon would be a good start.

[Jennicut]

9. Somewhere in one of his mansions, making sure the trees around him are "just the right height".

I will miss having a really good target to make fun of but a little Mitt goes a long way....

[Mr.Bill]

10. At home yelling at the help.

Hey, Mitt - don't eat the chocolate pie.

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. somewhere trying to recover from the *sswhooping he got on election day. Stunned

that his racebaiting, lying ads didn't work.

[Brickbat]

12. Who?

[jmowreader]

13. Halfway through a two-week bender

They'll never let him into the temple again, but the least he could do for the people who wasted a billion dollars trying to steal the White House for him is to drink himself to death.