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Letterman's Top Ten Things People Said When They Heard Jon Huntsman Was Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race

10 "Who's Jon Huntsman?"
9 "Is he the rich boring white guy, or the other rich boring white guy?"
8 "Seriously, who's Jon Huntsman?"
7 "You mean my tax attorney? Oh wait, that's Stan Huntsman"
6 "Does this mean we can bring Herman Cain back? That guy was hilarious"
5 "So that leaves only four viable candidates, plus Rick Perry"
4 "It's like Jon Huntsman said . . . Well, actually, I have no idea what he said"
3 "Hey honey, some guy I’ve never heard of is dropping out of the race"
2 "He should have Tebowed more"
1 "Now who's gonna lose to Obama in the general election?"



Fallon

During a campaign event on Saturday, Mitt Romney reached into his pocket and gave cash to a woman who said she was broke. Which got awkward, when she was like, “I'm also lonely!”