I sure misread Lauren Boobert. I thought she was spending a lot of time hiking

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up her dress to keep her tits in. Silly me. She was flopping them out for her beau to grab handfuls like he was at the finger food station at Golden Corral.

[jls4561]

1. Saw just the title and I thought you were going to reference

Hiking the old Appalachian trail, which is Gopper speak for fooling around with someone not your spouse.

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2. Thanks for that blast from the past. Mark Sanford was another bellweather republican family values

stand out.

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4. "the Appalachian Trail" was my first thougt, too.

I believe Mark Sanford's own account mentioned "boobie-bareing, thrill-hanner-grabbing bigfeets". This part was redacted, of course, out of national security concerns.

[Raine]

3. That's what I thought at first until I saw the video of tiddy tugging

and cock stroking.

[Johonny]

5. Her plan is to only date incels from now on