You all are going to love this! lol 🤣

[AntivaxHunters]

[Srkdqltr]

1. A bar in my area gave discount drink coupons in balloons .

The sign said pop a balloon for a prize.

Bring your own prick.

[Major Nikon]

5. Just make sure you don't pop the wrong ones

[Srkdqltr]

8. Very good!!!

[keithbvadu2]

2. Lauren Boebert joined a dating match site.

She matched up with Anthony Weiner.

[Tetrachloride]

3. Very tony

[lastlib]

7. Was it really Anthony Wiener?---

Or Anthony's wiener??

[czarjak]

4. Ever-Ready. I've heard.

[LudwigPastorius]

6. Boebert's man-friend had a problem with his trousers.

Fortunately for him, she's very handy.

[Pluvious]

9. Original link

Link to tweet

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