A downtrodden and distressed Mike Lindell announced today that Fox News has just canceled all his future ads.

[kpete]

Fox News Cancels MyPillow
A downtrodden and distressed Mike Lindell announced today that Fox News has just canceled all his future ads. One of the last lifelines keeping him afloat has now been cut. Story …

In what could be the final death blow to his rags to riches story, Mike Lindell took to his internet channel 'Lindell TV' to announce that Fox News has cancelled MyPillow.

Lindell's pillow empire has been crumbling with big box retailers cancelling him, and banks ending their relationships with him and cancelling his line of credit. His TV commercials, which built his business, were cancelled by most networks three years ago, with only Fox and Newsmax still running his ads among major carriers. However, the Fox lifeline has now been cut as Lindell struggles to keep his doors open.

A downcast and shaken Lindell said that he wasn't given any explanation by Fox for this devastating news:

"We don't know why, we can only make a couple guesses. Maybe it was because Lou Dobbs was at it over on LindellTV. Just a few days ago he showed his great new interview with our real President Donald Trump. Or maybe it was because they don't want my face even on their network leading up to the 2024 election. I don't know, I don't have the details yet. All I know is the commercials have been cancelled."

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/fox-news-cancels-mypillow

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[TSExile]

1. My heart bleeds for you, Mike!!

[TheBlackAdder]

26. Perhaps it's how this Xtian handles himself in a deposition. Too funny.

[lapfog_1]

28. the world's smallest violin... a quantum violin

entangled with other quantum violins, all playing the world's saddest song... which on one can hear because no sound emerges from a quantum violin. Not even a screech.

[Arne]

2. The tiniest violin

That's what I think of.

[LiberalFighter]

3. He is not downtrodden and distressed enough.

[unweird]

4. Gee Mike, you bounce a check or something?

Hard to believe Fox would turn away the ad revenue. Seems more likely your ad budget went to zip. Or were they giving him free advertising?

[underpants]

11. 🏆 You called it

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218592706

[ProfessorGAC]

20. I Have No.Doubt About That

It simply wasn't that big a company. The profile already greatly exceeded the business power. Smoke & mirrors, if you will.
With the scale, the cash flow has had to be pathetic for at least 3 years. Weak cash flow means unpaid bills.

[struggle4progress]

5. On a tree by a river a little nit-twit

Sang "Pillow, my pillow, my pillow"
And I said to him, "Nitty-twit, why do you sit
Singing 'Pillow, my pillow, my pillow'"
"Is it weakness of intellect, Twitty?" I cried
"Or a tough idea in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, pillow, my pillow, my pillow!"

[Ocelot II]

8. LOL! Brilliant!

[malaise]

14. Nicely played

When you get rich making pillows, stay in your lane.
Otherwise FAFO!

[Celerity]

17. MY PILLOW - a Parody from The Freedom Toast & Cinebot Video

LYRICS to MY PILLOW

In a stupid TV ad a con man proclaimed
“Buy my pillow, my pillow, my pillow!”
If your senses have left you and your brain is maimed
Buy my pillow, my pillow, my pillow!
“Do you take me for stupid, oh Michael?” I cried
“Do you think that my head is quite hollow inside?
“Or is it your opinion that I have no pride?”
"Stuff your Pillow, your pillow, your pillow!"

He thumped on his chest and yelled, “My friend is Trump!”
Singing, “pillow, my pillow, my pillow!”
I told him, “that only means you are a chump,
“Eat your pillow, your pillow, your pillow.”
He tried to remind me I could burn in hell,
He said after all, he’s the mighty Lindell
And he had this strange, useless product to sell:
His pillow, his pillow, his pillow.

Now, I’m feeling quite sure there’s one thing I won’t buy.
It’s “My Pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow.”
Some rubes will fall for it, but surely not I.
My Pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow.
And even if I had spare money to spend
To food banks, my checks I most gladly would send
They will not go up some TV salesman’s rear end!
No My Pillow, My Pillow, My Pillow!

[struggle4progress]

18. +!

[PCIntern]

6. My piles bleed for you...

Maybe I’ll sit on a pillow.

[Ocelot II]

7. Awww...

[Arne]

29. OMG they're everywhere

I have one on my eye lash.

[underpants]

9. Gee, talk about the sky falling in

He made horrible choices all the way through his association with Trump.

He’s still heavily promoted on talk radio though.

[Maru Kitteh]

10. I guess Baby Jesus wanted you to wear a bigger crucifix Mike!

Ya loser.

[kskiska]

12. Also, one of his biggest advertisers on talk radio

isn't on anymore. Mike Gallagher used to have Lindell on the phone quite often and endlessly advertised the pillows, sheets, towels, slippers, ad nauseam. His show went off the air several months ago.

[kimbutgar]

13. Wah wah Mike you supported a liar and you're going to be bankrupt and broke !

[Initech]

15. We need some appropriate music for this one!

[imanamerican63]

16. You gotta take your lumps in life!

[doc03]

19. My MAGA neighbor has been boycotting Kroger for a couple years now

because they shunned the My Pillow guy. Will he boycott Faux now, I doubt it.

[IcyPeas]

21. I dont know why but I actually have some sympathy for him...

He fell into the Trump cult hook, line and sinker.

I don't think he's very intelligent and he can't tell that he has been used and wrung out to dry by trump.

All trump wanted from him was $$$$$$$$$$ but he is too naive to realize this.

[lindysalsagal]

22. ........

[lpbk2713]

23. BWAHAHAHA

He's a loser.

Just like Trump and all the other Magat losers.

[chouchou]

24. Gee Mike...have you tried doing something like ""Lindell cards."

They seemed to work out wonderful for your best buddy.

[mercuryblues]

25. Mike have you paid your bill?

That is the only reason why Faux would stop carrying your ads. No money-no air time.

[Blue Owl]

27. Maybe his sales to the MAGA crowd would go up

if he started filling the pillows with tRump's diarrhea instead of scrap foam -- they seem to just love that shit....

[yardwork]

30. Cancelled. Mike Lindell. Sad. /nt

[MOMFUDSKI]

31. Give the guy a crappy pillow to cry

into.

[Chainfire]

32. You made your bed, Mikey.

He needs to write a book; How to Piss Away a Good Business by being a Damn Fool.

[Mike Nelson]

33. Ha-ha!

... so what happened to his fortune? Guess he donated it all to Crooked Donald!

[DFW]

34. I would hardly call him downtrodden

No one stuffed him into a hole. He dug it himself and then jumped in willingly.

[Demovictory9]

35. Lol

[Xolodno]

36. Classic example why you keep your business and...

politics, plus religion separate.

If you don't, you will go out of business.

I bought two of his pillows before I knew his politics, I wouldn't say they are great, but they have been better and are lasting longer than others I bought in the past. But next time around, I'm just going to fork up the money and get feather pillows.