Time for another EXCITING round of "Tomorrow is Thanksgiving...WHAT is Mitt Romney thankful for?"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

My guess is not having to hear poor people complain for four years while he throws perk after perk after perk at his fellow millionaires.

But in the spirit of the season, please add your own reasons why Mitt Romney will see this as his best, most thankful Thanksgiving EVAH.

[rocktivity]

1. That his vote total might stay above 47.5 per cent

so even with rounding, he technically cannot go down in history as getting caught assailing 47 per cent of the electorate and losing with 47 per cent of the vote.

But then again, it might NOT stay above 47.5...


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[niyad]

2. that he has not yet been convicted and jailed for all his crimes

[Scuba]

3. +1 "Yet" being the operative word.

[niyad]

5. "all I want for christmas is. . . ."

[exboyfil]

4. He is reunited with his lost millions

by taking the rest of his 2011 charitable tax deductions.

[DavidDvorkin]

6. That he can stop pretending to care about the 53%.

[madinmaryland]

7. That he got to go to Disneyland without the burden of the Secret Service...