DOOMA.

[kpete]

Defense of Open Marriage Act

So tonight Newt will get a question
about open marriage.

He is in front of a mirror right now trying out all his different spins..
He may even have to pull out the tears.

You can bet that in all of Newt's possible replies there is a bitter lashing out at Romney and the media.

My popcorn will be hot and buttered tonight.
http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1056276/44647406#c34

[pangaia]

1. Personally..

I can't bare to watch it. Or is it "bear?"

[BlancheSplanchnik]

2. it's "bear"...here's a mnemonic trick to help remember how to use the two words correctly:

The thought of Newt bare is so unbearable that even bears would bare their teeth and barf.

[DCKit]

3. Some of us just can't get it out of our heads that Newt is bare-assed now.

It colors every post and corrupts our language skills.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. Sorry about that

It IS a disgusting thought, isn't it?

[gratuitous]

4. How will Newt respond???

I'm guessing he'll use the time-honored Republican tactic of ersatz shock. Shocked and hurt. How dare anyone say such a thing? Newt won't dignify the scurrilous story with a response, and he won't say anything bad about Marianne. That bitch.