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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOh My God....My clippers just died halfway through my haircut. I have to go out into BLACK FRIDAY
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I hate shopping on a good day. I hate the mall. I hate Walmart. I hate the grocery store and the Dollar Tree and I hate those cute little shops with sweet little gifties and fancy soaps. I HATE them all.
I hate the parking lots and the bad drivers. I hate the lines and the plastic bags. I hate pushy people and I gimpy squeeling carts. I hate the bright lighting and the noise. I hate decorations that light up and make music when you walk by.
So black Friday is like taking everything I hate, multiplying it by 10, boiling it down so it is extra potent, and then doubling it and timesing it by ten again. I Hate Black Friday and I think the people who subject themselves to it are nuts.
But my mom is doing Thanksgiving on black Friday this year and my hair clippers just died partway through my haircut. I was buzzing it down short and on the first stripe up the back of my head the clippers quit. Dead.
So I decided I would just shave my head for the first time ever. I've gone through a pack of razors, they are all dull and painful...there are no fresh ones left, and my hair looks somewhat like a mangy opossum with chunks of hair here and there. My head hurts.
So I'm off to buy hair clippers. On black Friday. The day of the year I usually hide at home, avoid the crowds, laugh at my capitalist neighbors on TV as they bully and beat each other for a cheap set of cotton-poly pajamas and a $180 flat screen tv with a fuzzy picture and tin-can speakers. Now I must become one of the rabble I have looked down upon so many times.
God, I hate shopping.
kooljerk666
(776 posts)I would wait, it ain't that important.
You look great, relax.
DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)No. Nope. That just isn't going to happen.
She's not as bad as my grandmother (At age seven I was sent to stand against the wall until all the "civilized" people had finished eating. After everyone was done and left I was allowed to sit back down and finish eating. My terrible crime? I rested my elbow on the table while reaching for my water glass.
Other offenses included not putting your fork down after every bite, not chewing your food a certain number of times, singing at the table.... you get the picture.
Skittles
(153,199 posts)just hand-clip the rest with regular scissors or go to a hair salon
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)and support a small business.
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)be that? OK.
DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)and cheap! I don't want to go to the barber and still have to buy clippers next week anyway.
phleshdef
(11,936 posts)Son of Gob
(1,502 posts)I bought clippers from CVS about 5 years ago and they still work.
tridim
(45,358 posts)DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)about five years ago when my old clippers died halfway through a hair-cut on an evening I had a date.
lol...i guess that's the problem with doing your own hair...you're always doing it when the clippers die.
ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)DonRedwood
(4,359 posts)Cerridwen
(13,260 posts)Sorry if that question sounds snarky. I'm just surprised so many think to replace rather than repair.
My SO was doing his hair the other day and the clippers died. He pulled them apart; cleaned them; cleaned the contacts; re-set the contacts; et voilà, working clippers. The problem was a bad contact and the cleaning was to avoid the issue in the future.
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txwhitedove
(3,932 posts)BanTheGOP
(1,068 posts)Don't have a cow. Save your hate for the rethugs.