Trump doesn't have $500 million. You know who does? 🤣

[Tanuki]

Link to tweet

[flashman13]

1. She actually earned hers.

[Scalded Nun]

2. Like stealing from the commercials...Why does he not go to Jared?

[KS Toronado]

4. That's what I keep thinking, he's got over 2 billion

Maybe there was something in the contract about bone saws he's scared of.

[ShazzieB]

10. I doubt Jared is interested in helping him out.

He and Ivanka have been distancing themselves from him for a while now.

They're probably trying to get his stank off of themselves, but I'm not sure what that would take, poor babies.

[Katcat]

36. Maybe

But if he found himself back in the WH, Jared and ivanka would be right up his ass.

[Attilatheblond]

11. THe $2 Billion is not sitting in Jared's bank. It is to be invested for his company

And the guy who handed it over has some people who are really good with bone saws, so unlikely Jared would hand half a billion to father in law who is a known bad investment.

[Tetrachloride]

14. religious reasons ?

[ItsjustMe]

3. I am going to post this in tomorrow's image dump.

[berksdem]

28. This is absolute gold!

Laugh out loud for the 1st time in a while

[IronLionZion]

5. I think both his daughters are wealthier than him now

[OMGWTF]

24. Supposedly, TSF was walking down a street in NYC

with daughter/wife Ivanka and he pointed to a homeless man begging on the corner and said that man was richer than he was because he didn’t owe a billion dollars.

[NJCher]

29. for the moment, anyway

It does indeed appear he has a negative net worth.

Hope we see a fire sale started next week.

[Farmer-Rick]

6. There's a reason why he paid only $700 in taxes

He's been a poor all this time and just pretending to be a filthy-rich.

No wonder his suits never fit. He can't afford to buy a good suit.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

23. I pity the shirts he wears.. A new shirt every time?

Wearing all that makeup and deodorant perhaps?

[OMGWTF]

26. You'd think that a guy who owns/owned a tie

manufacturing company could make one that fits him.

[mopinko]

7. someone posted this on fb. my reply.

oh like she wd. c’mon. tho if it were me i might, just so i cd put a leash on him and walk him around like he’s my dog.

[wiggs]

8. I used to think that the ONLY thing that would turn his rabid supporters against him was if

he turned out to be a fraud and not a multi-billionaire.

Guess I was wrong about that too. With almost 10 years now of seeing how limited, small, and immoral this guy is I now see that there's something wrong with 25% of the country and that there is no red line with them.

[NJCher]

30. yes, I believe that is the whole key to his limited (thankfully) success

This whole chapter has taught us that you can build a political party out of people who are ugly inside.

[Wild blueberry]

9. OK, that's funny!

Thank you.

[llmart]

12. I wonder if/when she'll come out and endorse President Biden?

I want to see some magat heads explode like balloons.

[BlueKota]

13. I love it

[orangecrush]

15. ROTFLMAO

[czarjak]

16. Bootstraps!

Grab 'em.

[electric_blue68]

17. 😄 I guessed right!

[Chuuku Davis]

18. So who is the woman? NT

[pfitz59]

19. Taylor Swift

Super talented and successful performer. And a strong Democratic supporter.

[SergeStorms]

37. The football player....

who's yelling at Trump (in the original picture he was yelling at his coach) is Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

[mucifer]

20. Also Governor Pritzker of Illinois has 4 billion. trump has been bashing our Governor lately.

I wonder why?

[Johnny2X2X]

21. He could come up with it

But there’s no way he will. It’s against his DNA to pay his bills himself. The wealthy finance everything, it’s how they’re wealthy. They borrow against
their assets to live.

[bdamomma]

22. Vlad

nt

[louis-t]

25. He'll start hitting up lottery winners next.

[Traildogbob]

27. Manafort knows

And has a direct deposit account, “direct” from Moscow.
Are the golden slippers not hitting the mark?

[NJCher]

32. that's the whole purpose for Manafort

unlike their stated purpose of campaign director. Manafort knows all the oligarchs who could funnel the money to dump.

Thing is, though, he was supposed to go to prison for hiding a foreign bank account before (as well as other counts of bank fraud, mortgage fraud, etc.) and dump pardoned him. This time with Biden in office, he won't be looking at a pardon. However, it will be interesting to watch how they try to funnel the money to him. This is the key to putin winning the war in Ukraine, so you gotta' know it's a possibility, a strong one. The question is how they will do it to avoid prison.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. K&R

[Paladin]

33. Gotta love it. (nt)

[Evolve Dammit]

34. Some rich MAGAT will step up. Or a foreign "buddy." I'll chip in for a pie in the pie-hole. One "bite" only.

[newdayneeded]

35. Time for another

trump superhero card release!!1!11

[Cha]

38. Kick for Taylor.. TY!