Given the bottom quartile intelligence of the MAGA crowd, Trump's efforts in selling a bastardized version of....

[RussellCattle]

.....the Bible to his people might have better success if he dumbed it down into a picture book, or a graphic novel of Biblical Stories and American myths. Or, another thought, just a collection of "Republican Jesus" cartoon with some of the big words removed. Here's some examples:
https://www.pinterest.com/mtrigsey/republican-jesus/

[BOSSHOG]

1. Picture book

Of Old Testament porn and he’d have to have a second edition reprint of the only bible endorsed by him.

[NanaCat]

2. But it's not a bastardized version

It's the KJV that's been around 400+ years now.

[RussellCattle]

3. Easy Nana. I meant bastardized by adding the government documents. Church and state, you know.

[BigMin28]

4. It's not important

enough for them to read it. Like their beliefs, it's only for show. Up next, trump prayer cloths touched by their orange savior.

[RussellCattle]

5. Ooh, ooh. Prayer rugs with his mug shot of steely determination.