Please Please Please DU Members

[gab13by13]

Please, when the verdict is read, can we just have 1 huge "Convicted Felon" thread?

[mahina]

1. Seconded! Objections?

54321
Hearing none, it is unanimous

[COL Mustard]

32. None!!!

Great idea!!!

[CrispyQ]

2. LOL. That'll never happen. -nt

[slightlv]

49. I agree...

we're going to be all over the board, no doubt. This is just too big!

[TheProle]

3. This will impact my urgent monitoring of how Katy Tur's body language

reveals she is the reincarnation of Eva Braun.

Certain things just naturally require their own threads.

[magicarpet]

4. Party at the Champagne Forum,...

... when the Shitler verdict comes in.

[Jrose]

6. I will raise my Mimosa...

with the juice of a finely crushed orange in it!

[Janbdwl72]

5. Let's hope that happens!

Things are looking pretty good for that to happen. I'll just wait and hope there is indeed just one thread.

[MineralMan]

7. Probably not, but you can start a thread blaming Garland if you want.

[wryter2000]

15. LOLOLOL

[Ohio Joe]

17. I'd bet more than one thread blaming Garland

[CaptainTruth]

57. *chef's kiss* sir.

[Funtatlaguy]

8. If it's guilty, my neighbors will know about it.

I plan to run up and down my street screaming:
“Guilty….guilty… that’s right…you piece of $hit moFuc$er”

[MontanaMama]

11. I could party with you!

I’ll be screaming the same.

[Funtatlaguy]

14. I'm in Florida, but you may hear me in Montana 😊

[MontanaMama]

23. Same.

Echoing off the Rocky effing Mountains! 🤞

[CrispyQ]

50. My entire cul-de-sac heard/saw me hooting & cheering!!

Back porch. Front porch. I hit them both running through the house!!

[HAB911]

9. You can't herd cats

[MontanaMama]

12. Or load frogs in a wheelbarrow.

[Silent Type]

10. Get it, and I'll celebrate. But the big celebration comes when/if needle moves after a conviction.

[TBF]

13. That is less likely than a guilty verdict! lol - nt

[Tommy Carcetti]

16. I predict...

...nope.

Sorry.

100 threads on the same subject is just in our collective DNA, for better or worse. No use changing it.

Welcome to DU.

[ilovegamers43]

18. What about people not posting threads with breaking

Knowing people are watching for breaking news on verdict.

[Oopsie Daisy]

19. Well... you tried. It will die down by tomorrow... and everyone celebrates in their own way.

Try to enjoy the fireworks and the partying and the dancing and the cheering!! It will be fun.

[maxrandb]

20. And I will fucking trash any post that show a fucking poll claiming a guilty verdict increases his "favorability"

[bdamomma]

21. good idea

nt

Oh God, please serve him justice please. Geez, please find him totally guilty.

[msfiddlestix]

55. God has nothing to do with any of this. if so, we wouldn't even have the likes of that psychotic POS anywhere near the

White House ever. Hitler wouldn't have existed either.

I could go on and on, but you probably get my drift.

God has nothing to do with the orange turd shit show.

[bdamomma]

59. Just

a figure of speech I mistakenly used.

[msfiddlestix]

60. Mea Copa, I'm guilty too. It was a moment just following a neighbor "thanking God" for Protecting her family

from the tornado that swept through a town in Oklahoma and wreaked so much damage, I suspect injured or killed more than just a few families or members including babies and children. I asked her if God protected your family but killed other families because they deserved it? Why did God "protect" your family over others?

It wasn't intended as a rhetorical question to her, because she earnestly went on about why they were left untouched by this random tornado.
I think about how much religion has and continues to do so much damage to humanity.

Wars in the name of Religion since the dawn of humanity to this very moment.

[bagimin]

22. Sounds good!

Oyyyyy!

[bdamomma]

24. Do they have to rule

on each 31 felonies??? I need some feedback please.

[TeamProg]

25. That would be nice. The Jury will be, I think, reading the verdicts of 34 separate counts though.. might be difficult to

maintain only one thread.

Big news either way.

I think he'll be convicted.

[dweller]

26. Hahahahahahaaaa

No



✌🏻

[ShazzieB]

27. Just one huge "Convicted Felon" thread would be awesome

I am definitely in favor of that myself. However, I know better than to expect everyone (or even almost everyone) to comply. *sigh*

I also have a feeling that I may be too giddy over such news to notice how many threads there are.

[bdamomma]

28. Guilty

on all 34 counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PatSeg]

36. Whoa, I really didn't expect

to hear anything until at least tomorrow!!!!

[JPPaverage]

29. GUILTY!

tfg was just found guilty on all 34 counts.

[relayerbob]

30. Let people celebrate. Sheesh

[BonnieJW]

31. GUILTY ON ALL 34 counts

[Hugin]

33. LOL!

[bif]

34. I totally agree. However,

It's looks like there will be 20 or 30 posts saying the exact same thing. It gets tiring.

[calimary]

35. Grand Slam GUILTY!!! All 34 counts!!!

Frankly, I couldn’t see it going any other way, but I’m ferociously biased!!!

[oldsoftie]

37. Can we make a Pic with "convicted felon" part of the DU header?

[edisdead]

38. Bwahahahaha right

[Fiendish Thingy]

39. Looks like 30+ threads and growing

Oh well, it was a nice thought…

[bif]

40. 57 threads saying the same thing.

Oh well...

[carpetbagger]

41. We'll do Fitzmas like we wanna do Fitzmas.

Homemade fireworks from every one of our scarred, drunken hands, at least the ones we still have left.

[surfered]

42. Remember... drink responsibly.

[Sugarcoated]

43. Waaay too late for that

[kairos12]

44. Immense thanks to Ms. Daniels.

[MyMission]

45. Probably not just 1

Lots of folks here celebrating!
Lot's of us pleasantly surprised, some shocked, some amazed. I think we all have something to say!

I just found out as i was leaving work, came here to read the celebratory comments!

Now we need to pass a law prohibiting convicted felons from holding office!

[slightlv]

51. Count me as shocked!

I'm in a lupus flare, so I was in bed, treating myself gently. I'd checked on my phone earlier this morning, saw nothing, and went back to sleep. Woke up just after the first Breaking post.... and then the WiFi in my bedroom went wonky. Came in here to get the PC to see and am thrilled beyond belief! Might even make coming out of this flare easier! (LOL) And I get my pain meds tomorrow! Too bad both couldn't have been on the same day, but then I may have done something that would have landed me in jail! (hehehe)

After pain levels are down tomorrow, I plan on going out to supper to celebrate some justice being served in the U.S.!

[MyMission]

54. I'm pleasantly surprised

Perhaps shocked by guilty on all 34 counts. I expected guilty on some charges but not all.

I'm taking myself out to eat and celebrate tonight. About to enjoy a nice meal, and continue to check in on DU and text some friends and family.
I hope your Lupus flare subsides quickly, and the verdict helps to you to smile a bit despite the pain.

[Mr. Evil]

46. Wow!

I just got back from the grocery store. I'm so damn glad I bought beer and a bottle of Beam! Tomorrow night is going to be epic!

[twodogsbarking]

47. Don't worry, be happy.

[canetoad]

48. Please put your

Little nuke smiley away and let DU rejoice in its own way. That is all.

[dflprincess]

52. Where were you when you heard?

I work from home & was on a meeting. Not on mute as I was involved in the conversation

Suddenly the message alert on the cell goes nuts & the land line starts ringing. I knew it meant the jury was back.

Slowly, I opened a text, saw the result & immediately turned the camera off and the mute button on.

[Voltaire2]

53. No.

[CaptainTruth]

56. Why can't we each express our joy individually?

Fine, someone can create a huge "convicted felon" thread, I'll contribute.

But can we please please please not tell other DU members how they should express themselves? That's the kind of thing I expect from the other side, not from us.

[MineralMan]

58. Exactly!