So what's it going to be tonight?

[LuckyCharms]

17 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	How it's better to get electrocuted than it is to be mangled and dismembered by a shark
	1 (6%)
	Hannibal Lector. A great man
	2 (12%)
	Very powerful batteries
	0 (0%)
	Dish washing machines
	0 (0%)
	Never fight uphill, me boys
	0 (0%)
	The great Alphonse Capone
	0 (0%)
	Toilets
	1 (6%)
	Water pressure in showers
	0 (0%)
	With tears in his eyes, he said "Sir"
	7 (41%)
	Something brand new
	6 (35%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[multigraincracker]

1. I'm going with his cry baby lines.

“No one has every been treated more unfairly than me”
Big use of first or second person reference to himself.
Just like 4 years ago and 8 years ago.
Will be nothing new fro him.

[Wounded Bear]

2. Shitshow...#ETTD...nt

[Arne]

3. Really want to see his oil routine,

Saudi Arabia n Russia wl bre ,,,,,, uhhhh.

[underpants]

4. US - actual quote

[northoftheborder]

5. Nobody knows this-----

——after making some ridiculous claim accompanied by accordion arms.

[gademocrat7]

7. You read my mind.

[gademocrat7]

6. Will he play

the accordion tonight? Those hand gestures are ridiculous.

[2naSalit]

8. All of the above +2 more things...

Whatever those are, maybe shitting his diaper or physically attacking Joe like a WWE clown.

Anything to cover the fact that he has NO grip on policy or any issue without gross distortion.

[Trueblue1968]

9. Toilets !!!! Dirty Diaper Donnie will have diarrehea and will need poop breaks