MAGA Rages That Kamala Harris Is A Threat To Plastic Straws

[Jilly_in_VA]

As it became clear on Sunday that Vice President Kamala Harris is the front-runner to replace President Joe Biden as the 2024 Democratic presidential nominee, pro-Donald Trump conservatives went on TV to fiercely condemn her position on sipping devices.

“I mean, heck, she wants to get rid of plastic straws, for goodness sake,” Jason Miller, a senior adviser to former President Donald Trump’s campaign, told NBC. “Whereas Joe Biden was renting some of the territory on the more extreme left, Kamala Harris owns it.”

In a lengthy monologue on Sunday, Fox News host Sean Hannity said Harris would “be the single most radical major party candidate to run for election.” He went on to condemn her environmental record, including her previous support for ending the oil and gas drilling practice known as fracking and, of course, reining in the use of plastic straws.

“She wants to ban plastic straws,” Hannity grumbled. “I love my plastic straw. I hate those paper straws. Anyway.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-kamala-harris-plastic-straws_n_669e8123e4b030a2640a5c26

Oh woe! Grasping at straws now, are we?

[nocoincidences]

1. That is just TOO good!

Mucho applause Jilly in my state!!

[agingdem]

2. not The Onion??...

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let me get this straight...Joe wants to deep six gas stoves and Kamala Harris wants to ban plastic straws...right?

so I'm guessing, according to MAGA vermin, no gas stoves/no plastic straws worse than Trump wanting to rid the United States of migrants, Muslims, Latinos, and Blacks?...ok..got it

[Tree Lady]

5. Tell them we will talk about it when

all the obgyn's move back to the red states because they feel safe and women have freedom and choice.

[Iggo]

7. Exactly!

[agingdem]

12. and re-shelve the burned books

[Iggo]

6. They want Republican women to think about stoves and straws instead of reproductive rights.

[beaglelover]

3. And I guess she laughs a lot too.....that really seems to piss them off.

[Midnight Writer]

11. Has anyone ever heard Trump laugh? Ever? Not just chuckle or smile. Laugh.

[Iggo]

4. "Literally grasping at straws."

I think you’ve hit upon the perfect shut-down comeback.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. You are sly! You INTENDED that pun!

[Midnight Writer]

9. Let's see. Do I want to live in a free democracy or do I want plastic straws? Decisions, decisions.

[redqueen]

10. Microplastics are everywhere and this is his concern

Metal straws ftw

[Blue Owl]

13. How will they suck? Oh, they'll find plenty of ways....