Has anybody checked RFKJr's freezer?

[cyclonefence]

Any pet owner can tell you that a dog allowed to run free, or a cat who goes outside (first of all, they shit in their neighbors' yards and kill the birds at their neighbors' bird feeders, but enough of that) is, eventually, going to be hit and killed by a car.

There is a person prominent in Trump's campaign who has said more than once that he picks up roadkill and takes it home and eats it. Maybe his deep tan fooled Springfieldians into believing he was a Haitian immigrant--and he has that throat condition that might sound like a Haitian (French) accent to someone from Ohio.

Where was RFKJr when the pets went missing?

[WestMichRad]

1. Jeez, I'd be afraid to look!

After tales of a bear, a whale and a brain worm…

For all we know, he could be a cannibal.

[Alliepoo]

2. This is flippin funny!!!