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Fritz67

(368 posts)
Sun Nov 3, 2024, 12:06 PM Nov 2024

More Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today: VOTE!!!

Last edited Sun Nov 3, 2024, 12:37 PM - Edit history (1)

If you're on this site, you know the stakes.

It's crunch time.

It's appropriate that I release the sixty-ninth installment of this occasional look at right wing doublethink now.

Because if we don't win, we probably will be getting it at both ends.

The Evergrowing But Only On One Side Democrat vs GOP Pervert Tally

Degenerate Perverts Unfit For Public Life:
Cal Cunningham
John Conyers
Andrew Cuomo
John Edwards
Elliot Spitzer
Anthony Wiener

Great Americans Who Believe In Family Values And Deserve A "Mulligan" or Two Or Three:
Ali Alexander
Tim Ballard
Joe Barton
Brad Benson
Shawn Bergstrand
Mike Bickle
John Bizon
Lauren Boebert
Anthony Bouchard
Luke Bowen
Jared Micheal Boyce
Aaron Brink
David Byrd
Herman Cain
Scotty Campbell
Tucker Carlson
Madison Cawthorn
Lee Chatfield
Joshua Craft
Larry Craig
Chris DeJoseph
Steve DesJarlais
Anthony D’Esposito (NEW!)
Tudor Dixon
Jeff Duncan
Bobby Dyer
Joe Fain
Jerry Falwell Jr and the entire staff of Liberty University
Phillip Fisher Jr.
Mark Foley
Trent Franks
Neil Friske
Matt Gaetz
Will Gardner
Ben Gibson
Newt Gingrich
Phil Godlewski
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Eric Greitens
Joe Gruters
Rudy Guiliani
Sean Hannity
Gabrielle Hanson
Adam Hageman
Dennis Hastert
Rocky Hayes
Charles Herbster
Curtis Hill
Ray Holmberg
Perry Hooper Jr.
Duncan Hunter
Jeff Jansen
Daryl Johnson
Alex Jones
William Claude Jones (Proving it's not a recent phenomenon)
Gym Jordan
Randy Gene Kaufman
Brett Kavanaugh
RFK Jr (Hey, he's not running as a Democrat, and he's basically trying to help Trump get elected, I'm counting him!)
Bernard Kerik
Joshua Kindred
Joel Koskan
Nathan Larson
Anton Lazzaro
Corey Lewandowski
Kyle Lewter
Rush Limbaugh
Nancy Mace
Josh Mandell
Mike Maroney (NEW!)
Bud Marty May
Vance McAllister
Rich McCormick
John McEntee (NEW!)
Randy McNally
John Merrill
Jason Miller
Roy Moore
Bernie Moreno
Robert Morris
Brad Namdar
Walt Nauta
Jonathan Newel
Kristi Noem
Bill O'Reilly
Carl Paladino
Frank Pavone
Charles Peruto
Dennis Prager
Paul Pressler
Zachary Radcliff (NEW!)
Lawrence Ray
Tom Reed
Matthew Reilly
Kevin Rinke
Mark Robinson (NEW!)
Rick Roeber
Matt Rosendale
Chad Micheal Salsman
Robert Samuel (NEW!)
Bill Sanderson
Mark Sanford
George Santos
Matt Schlapp
Cameron Sexton
Alek Skarlatos
Melvin Slack
Bryan Slaton
Ken Starr(!!!),
Kent Stermond
Sarah Stogner
Roger Stone
David Stringer
Charles Sutherland
Donald "Whitey" Taylor (NEW!)
Van Taylor
Clarence Thomas
David Todeschini
Donald Trump
Beth Van Duyne
Ruben Verastigui
David Vitter
Aaron von Ehlinger
Marty Decole Wagner
Herschel Walker
Jesse Watters
Dana White
Royce White
Steve Wynn
Christian and Bridget Ziegler

More Reposts and Updates:

* It's Democrats' fault that Republicans keep trying to shoot Trump with weapons that Democrats want to regulate.

All-New More Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today:

* Crime has been worse during the Biden Presidency.

* You're mad that the terrorist-coddling child-eating pedophile communist anti-white Jewish space lizards are calling you "weird".

* Not disqualifying for being president: adjudicated rape and financial fraud convictions. Disqualifying for being president: eating Doritos.

* A Republican leading the polls by 1% is a massive lead. A Democrat leading the polls by 5% is a narrow lead.

* There should be less books and more guns in school.

* You can deride Taylor Swift as being "a billionaire celebrity who is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans" while enthusiastically supporting Donald Trump.

* The idea that billions of humans dumping poisons and greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere can somehow affect the conditions on Earth in any way is ridiculous. The idea that a few secretive mad Jewish scientists are controlling the weather with machines makes sense.

Related, direct from a meme:
* If a hurricane hits a blue state, it's because God hates gays. If a hurricane hits a red state, it's because Democrats control the weather.

* Children's privacy must be protected by installing peeping windows into children's restrooms.

* Barak Obama out campaigning for Kamala Harris clearly means that Obama is voting for Donald Trump.

Until next time.

If there is one.

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More Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today: VOTE!!! (Original Post) Fritz67 Nov 2024 OP
Wow, I'm impressed....how'd you do that? walkingman Nov 2024 #1
I've been doing this a while Fritz67 Nov 2024 #2
Katie Hill, does she really belong with this group? Bev54 Nov 2024 #3
You're right... Fritz67 Nov 2024 #4
They also believe in the deep state, one world order conspiracy crap! MyMission Nov 2024 #5
I disagree with your choice of Elliot Spitzer rickford66 Nov 2024 #6
Understandable. Fritz67 Nov 2024 #7

Fritz67

(368 posts)
2. I've been doing this a while
Sun Nov 3, 2024, 12:13 PM
Nov 2024

And the reason I've only done 69 of these in fourteen years is that I don't try to rush it out. This one is about as close as I get to rushing, because I did intend to get one out before the election (I normally post these on Saturday, but you know...that whole "DU is down" thing...)

Thanks for reading!

MyMission

(2,008 posts)
5. They also believe in the deep state, one world order conspiracy crap!
Sun Nov 3, 2024, 01:19 PM
Nov 2024

And that tfg will protect us from that, but everyone who doesn't support him or his minions is part of the deep state and is conspiring to achieve a one world government. Lot's of double speak about that, which I won't get into. I just needed to share this when I saw your post. Considering we're not supposed to post conspiracy theories on DU, I'm just sharing this as an example of what else is out there.

I have a casual friend who is so wrapped up in conspiracy theories, and latches on to the craziest and most bizarre crap! She's a vegetarian, was supporting Kennedy because of all his crazy anti vax, anti fluoride and extreme views. Since rfkjr endorsed tfg she voted for him because she believes rfk can keep tfg in line! His whole family is part of the deep state, according to her, which is why they don't support his views. She doesn't particularly like tfg, feels like she voted for Kennedy.

We recently had a text conversation where ahe shared a lot of these views with me. I was honestly flooded by the stuff she was spewing, she's totally brainwashed!
I think she's mentally unbalanced, and actually not a republicon, she's unaffiliated but leans right. Still, the stuff she believes comes from somewhere, and it gets to a lot of folks who are inclined to believe that. Different from the magats who show unwavering support, or party loyalists who show muted support. This appeals to the fringe crazies.

It amazes me, the stuff they believe and justify. Thanks for your post.
I really appreciate your review of what republicon voters believe!

rickford66

(6,044 posts)
6. I disagree with your choice of Elliot Spitzer
Sun Nov 3, 2024, 02:12 PM
Nov 2024

He used his own money to pay for sex with a willing adult woman. He didn't abuse his office for it. He resigned without a fight. A dozen or more other's identities were never revealed, so it was a right wing hit job.

Fritz67

(368 posts)
7. Understandable.
Sun Nov 3, 2024, 03:23 PM
Nov 2024

I've kept it in thus far more because of the double standard at work--a bunch of Republicans have done far worse, but Spitzer was hounded from office while the GOP cheaters can go "Jeebus 4gives me!!!" and, in some cases like Mark Sanford (who went AWOL from office to go bang his Argentinian girlfriend), actually get elected to something again afterwards.

I'll take it under consideration.

Thanks!

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