Good news! Twitter is DOWN!

[Mr.WeRP]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14481213/amp/Twitter-Social-media-app-crashes-thousands-users-world.html

Been offline since 10am GMT

It's the go-to social media app for users around the world, but it appears that X (formerly Twitter) has crashed this morning.

Users have been left unable to log in to their accounts, meaning they also can't post or view tweets on the platform, owned by Elon Musk since 2022.

Those already logged in on the app and website have been presented with the message: 'Something went wrong, try reloading.'

DownDetector, a site that monitors online outages, shows more than 9,000 reports from affected UK users shortly before 10am GMT on Monday.

[Mike Nelson]

1. Hmmm...

... seems like Elon buys stuff - then, it crashes!

[marble falls]

2. Something he and Mango Jebus both do.

[3Hotdogs]

15. But at least, when Anal Fistula's stuff went south, you had a warning.

He would file for bankruptcy and there would be time to cash in your chips before the doors closed.

[boonecreek]

3. Also, Tesla stock is in freefall.

It's hovering at about $240 after closing at $262.67 on Friday.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/

[Aviation Pro]

5. Which means today alone President FuckheadShitstainIllegalImmigrantSouthAfrican

Has lost close to 9 billion dollars on his 410+ million shares.

Take it to zero, fuck him up.

[LiberalArkie]

6. For fun, look at the graph of the 1 month

[JohnQFunk]

4. Putting the "fun" in "malfunction"!

It's down as of 10:19amEDT in NYC. I'm getting the "Something went wrong, try reloading."

Here's what I'd like to see:

[nolabear]

7. Don't tempt me to believe in God.

[sheshe2]

8. Ummm 🤔

It’s not down.

[Mr.WeRP]

10. It was for several hours

Still not reachable from my ISP

[winstars]

11. Down at the moment....

[UTUSN]

9. K&R

[Boomerproud]

12. Twitterdee and Twitterdumb.

[33taw]

13. Hopefully, Truth Social is down too, but I'm not checking.

[Liberty Belle]

14. It's working now here.

[Mr.WeRP]

16. Still down for me. Don't think it's going to be an easy fix FWIW

[womanofthehills]

19. Working where I am

Could be parts of country

[Mr.WeRP]

22. Looks like DDoS... depending on the type

It could be DNS based vs actual server… though most social media have regional data servers, so if some were immune this could explain it as well.

[relayerbob]

17. Tesla stock down 11.75% today

Sad

[SocialDemocrat61]

18. Poor Elon. Heard he lost

[2naSalit]

20. Aww...

What a shame!

[LudwigPastorius]

21. His rockets blow up.

His "self driving" cars run into stationary objects and occasionally catch on fire.

His Boring Company is a solution nobody wants.

His FrankenLink experiments have killed 1,500 lab animals.

And now, his Nazi social media platform is fucked.

This guy is Trump with slightly better hair and a weird accent.

[Mr.WeRP]

23. K&R this response

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

24. Twitter's in the shitter?

Too bad.