Trump will pardon all involved in Signalgate

[Mr.WeRP]

And he will have the DoJ file espionage charges against the reporter.

This is the dystopia we live in.

[surfered]

1. Tulsi Gabbard testified under oath that nothing in the Chat was classified.

[Mr.WeRP]

2. Which is obviously false

And the Senate must make *checks notes* a criminal referral to DoJ to prosecute perjury which they will either ignore or Trump will pardon, allowing the DoJ to prosecute the reporter.

[Wednesdays]

3. They won't need pardons

Because nothing will happen to any of them, anyway.


Now, as for the charges against Goldberg and The Atlantic...well, yeah, is the bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[mr715]

4. I guess that depends on the Pope.