Latest asinine scoop from F-cker Carlson's Daily Caller: Obama signature is secretly a penis

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

No, seriously. Tucker's site made this idiocy front page news today:

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Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, but to Slade Sohmer, co-host of Sirius XM POTUS Channel‘s Politics Powered By Twitter show, President Obama’s signature looks like “something else” entirely. Sohmer’s Twitter observation that “Obama’s signature, when turned on its side, looks strangely like a phallic symbol in the midst of climaxing,” while amusing, doesn’t really seem like “news,” but that didn’t stop conservative online outlet The Daily Caller from putting it on their front page. Maybe it’s a slow news day.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/daily-caller-front-page-sirius-host-notices-president-obamas-signature-looks-like-baloney-pony/

[Tx4obama]

1. They photoshopped in the extra line above his name

Obama's real signature does not have the line above his name.





http://www.mediaite.com/online/daily-caller-front-page-sirius-host-notices-president-obamas-signature-looks-like-baloney-pony/

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. Slade Sohmer is spending a weird amount of time obsessing over a black man's penis

Just sayin'...

[freshwest]

8. Probably a Dittohead. Rush has an obsession with several things.

[reteachinwi]

13. Closeted

Coming out? Just trying to grow up?

[freshwest]

14. Ah, I don't know, and don't wanna know! He's an sorry human being, though.

[jberryhill]

3. Lock up the guns, mom

[Myrina]

4. These shitwads have too much free time

[Initech]

5. What is Tucker Carlson smoking and where might I obtain some?

[lunasun]

6. Suck on it Sohmer and put that on your front page !!!

[Bjorn Against]

7. Wow Fucker looks really stoned

As much as I despise that bowtied prick, I have to admit this is the first time in years that right-wing humor made me laugh. Maybe that is why he posted it as news, it is big news that he became the first right-winger to crack a joke about Obama that is actually kind of funny.

[malaise]

9. Fucker has way too much time on his hands

Why don't these losers crawl back into the hole they headed for after that shellacking last month,

[brucefan]

10. You are

easily amused

[muntrv]

11. It takes a dick to know a dick.

[surrealAmerican]

12. That is so funny.

I bet he sees penises in all kinds of other pictures too.

[Brickbat]

15. "This flame, like all flames, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty

uncertainty of life and its delicacy. It also represents a penis."