The Borowitz Report-Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts

[LetMyPeopleVote]

Americans Favor Work Requirements for Billionaires Receiving Tax Cuts
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— Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) 2025-07-07T12:03:16.655Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-favor-work-requirements

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans support the imposition of work requirements for billionaires receiving massive tax cuts, a new poll released on Monday indicates.

In the words of one poll respondent, “With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied.”

According to the poll, an overwhelming number of Americans believe that, in order to receive their benefits, billionaires should collect trash along the highway or clean public toilets.

The broadest majority of respondents “strongly agreed” with the statement, “They should pick all the fruit and vegetables that used to be picked by migrants.”

[efhmc]

1. I am not paying for their injuries (sunstroke, snake bites, etc.) they get while working.

[Wounded Bear]

2. That would be a refreshing change...nt

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. I endorse this plan. . . . nt

[markie]

4. yes

[PatSeg]

5. "With the exception of Donald Trump, many of these billionaires are able-bodied."

[KY_EnviroGuy]

6. I agree 100% but they could still make TFG sharpen pencils all day for kids.....

in grade schools in poor neighborhoods in DC.........

I mean, kids in rich districts can afford pre-sharpened pencils...........

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. Cheating at golf and getting away with it is hard work