Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died during press briefing after incessant on-camera fluffing by RFK Jr and Dr. Oz?

Killed by mysterious "orange shape" during a "missing" minute?

Cardiac arrest while "protecting" Mar a Lago's teenage staff from poachers?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Someone looked at him, determined he was done & stuck a fork in him?

Head exploded over tariff lawsuit? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016410104 )

Crushed under the weight of Judge Boasberg's integrity?

Fatal whiplash from flip-flopping on espstein issues?

Fatal damning with faint praise, complements of beardo stating slob has been transparent about epstein?

Buried alive under metric tons of carbon by climate scientists?

[malaise]

6. Fatal whiplash from flip-flopping on espstein issues?

😂

[SheltieLover]

11. Waiting for the typical he must've been a covffee boy

[surfered]

35. You're on a roll.

[SheltieLover]

37. Thx!

So many fine possibilities & we only need one!

[twodogsbarking]

2. Chief Longtie got his necktie stuck in the car door as Melaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah drove off.

He kept up for awhile but she saw him struggling and made the Tesla go from zero to ninety in four seconds.

No offense meant to the indigenous people. Y'all deserve better.

[Tanuki]

3. Swallowed a bee while cheating on the golf course? 🐝 ⛳️

https://www.vice.com/en/article/billionaire-dies-after-swallowing-a-bee-during-polo-match/

"A billionaire died after swallowing a bee, and the bee stung him internally.

In what sounds like a lower-tier Final Destination death, Indian auto parts billionaire Sunjay Kapur died after reportedly swallowing a bee during a polo match at the Queen’s Cup in Windsor. What vivid imagery.

Witnesses say the 53-year-old shouted, “I swallowed something.” He then toppled over and died. You’d imagine that anaphylactic shock was somehow involved, followed by a heart attack, though none of that has been confirmed yet.
....
Kapur was a staple of India’s celebrity gossip pages, thanks to his deeply toxic marriage to Bollywood actress Karisma Kapoor. Their 13-year marriage ended in a mess of horrific allegations. Kapoor accused Kapur of attempting to auction her off to friends during their honeymoon, physical abuse, and instructing his mother to physically assault her during her pregnancy." ...(more)

[malaise]

5. Sweet as drumroll...

HONEY😂😀

[Tanuki]

7. I don't know why he swallowed a bee....

[malaise]

8. Haha

I started singing that as I saw your response😀
Now make him swallow a horse. I’m waiting for the he’s dead😀

[Ocelot II]

29. First thing that popped into my head!

There was an old golfer who swallowed a bee
I don't know why he swallowed the bee
Perhaps he'll pee?

[Tanuki]

44. I wish he'd flee!

[SheltieLover]

13. Sounds like Kapur was demonstrating repuke family values

Slob's dream, no doubt.

[twodogsbarking]

25. You never know how fast you can undress until you have had yellow jackets in your pants stinging you.

Trust me on this.

[mopinko]

28. can confirm.

i once ran over a ground hive w my bobcat. holy hell did i run, shedding clothes along the way.

[twodogsbarking]

30. Also if you are nailing barbed wire to a tree and there is a hornet's nest in the tree they will sting your hands.

Those bastards sting the hardest. They don't like it when you run over their nest. Once got in the way of a migrating nest of honey bees, like a hundred thousand of them. Only one sting but sure gets your attention.

[malaise]

4. No but

he’s tying-up himself into knots trying to stay ahead of what’s dripping re his deeds with bestie Jeffrey

[Gimpyknee]

9. Nope

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. Drowned in the water hazard on the golf course

Was unable to get his foot off the accelerator of his golf cart due to swollen kankles.

[SheltieLover]

12. Maybe there were electric sharks in the water?

🤔

[lark]

14. I just want him to stroke out badly and be caught on camera drooling on the dias and unable to speak or move.

I want his weakness and lies about good health exposed to the world and him to be shown as the truly sick fuck he is - on tv!

OK, I'd settle for anything that disables him permanently and gets his stink off our national stage.

[whopis01]

15. One day closer n/t

[WestMichRad]

16. Another day of disappointment in the obituaries

[CaptainTruth]

17. Today's meme

[niyad]

21. YES!!!

[Dave Bowman]

31. Ah! That's good, it should be on billboards all over the place. 😀

[hlthe2b]

34. Yeah! Let's get the "gang" back together...

(in hell)

[ShazzieB]

47. Perfect!

I actually laughed and clapped my hands when I read the caption on this. I guess I must be three years old today!

[CaptainTruth]

55. Glad you liked it!

[malaise]

49. Love it

😀

[EYESORE 9001]

18. Perhaps karma will extract some measure of comeuppance

He’s been kept alive this long. He may as well live long enough to witness his own political, financial, and physical collapse.

[Martin Eden]

19. More satisfying than death

I want this evil creature fully exposed for what he is,

What he has done,

Be thrown under the bus by all the sycophants of his transactional relationships,

Utterly disgraced,

Despised by his former voters,

Removed from office,

Convicted of his crimes,

Rots in prison,

Where, finally, he dies miserably.

[malaise]

50. We can have both

😂

[Martin Eden]

51. Yes -- consequences first, then miserable death

Icing on the cake would be legal consequences for other criminals in this administration and electoral consequences for the Republican Party which supported the orange felon and enabled the criminal fascism.

[malaise]

52. I was sitting here earlier this afternoon wondering how the hell

This monster achieved all this power. Sometime I wonder if this is all a nightmare.

[Martin Eden]

53. With a Hell of a lot of enablers in high places

-- and gullible fools in low places.

[malaise]

54. Yes indeed

Madness on steroids

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

22. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

36. Very soon🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

42. And not biblically "soon" either

[Marcuse]

23. Boys in the news room got a running bet. Get the widow on the set.

[twodogsbarking]

24. You have dirty laundry.

[SheltieLover]

26. Yuge dirty laundry. The biggest pile of shit stained laundry ever.

[Bayard]

27. I favor the Roadrunner method

Drop an anvil on his head.

[hlthe2b]

32. "OMG, No?"

"I can scarcely face the day then, but..."

[surfered]

38. Just returned from a trip snd I feel just like that and I need a haircut

[hlthe2b]

45. I'm having a morning that has me looking just like him- so, why not project... lol

[niyad]

39. pooooor, cuuuuute kitteh!!!

[SheltieLover]

40. Bad hair day or Einsteinian genius?

[Dave Bowman]

33. Killed by a bullshit avalanche.

[GopherGal]

46. He *is* the bullshit avalanche.

So I'm having trouble picturing the collision of two massive piles of bullshit. that must look like a Repuke primary debate or something....

I suppose that can only be cleaned up by a massive rainstorm. (Caddyshack lightning storm??)

[republianmushroom]

41. Not yet, damn but another day closer.

Don't care how or why, just that it is done. Well maybe a wooden spike thru the heart, don't want it ever coming back.

[Dulcinea]

43. "...Sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older..."

"...Shorter of breath and one day closer to death..." --Pink Floyd, "Time"

[ShazzieB]

48. Still waiting. *weary sigh*

[The Grand Illuminist]

56. What's keeping you?

Sacrifice, people.