Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Last edited Fri Sep 19, 2025, 10:07 PM - Edit history (1)

Eagerly taken down by the British military after he told Britain to "call out the military?"

Finally stroked out over long-standing grudge that he was never invited to appear on The Man Show?

Broke his neck when he fell down the steps with "elbows up?"


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?


Bonus! Here's a great contribution by twodogsbarking

When morning comes and there is dew on the grass
I read DU and hope to see if he did pass
When I find it not so
I know in time he will go
And we will be rid of his sorry ass.

[hlthe2b]

1. Great post to both Orrex and twodogsbarking!

[hlthe2b]

2. "I carry the wisdom of the ages. Enough! This cannot continue!"

[malaise]

16. Not happy!

😂

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Choked on a scone

at a London McDonald's

[Tanuki]

4. Turned to stone by a piercing glare from Queen Camilla

when he attempted to snatch her historic Russian brooch in a vain attempt to curry favor with Putin by repatriating it?

..."For this morning’s ceremony, Camilla revisited a bauble she has brought out for previous State Visits: Queen Mary’s Russian Sapphire Cluster Brooch.

The brooch first found its way into the royal family’s collection in 1934 after being purchased by Queen Mary. According to The Royal Watcher, the brooch originally belonged to the Imperial Russian Court, dating as far back to the 1840s. Made with 18 cut diamonds with a single massive sapphire set in an ornate gold frame, the brooch can also be worn as a clasp for pearl necklaces and bracelets."...(more)



https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a66127329/queen-camilla-russian-sapphire-brooch-trump-state-visit-2025/

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaah

😀

[GopherGal]

28. If so, how do we start a religion honoring her?

I don't expect "Camilla-ism" or "Camillianity" to catch on among the Diana-worshipping British public, but I expect a more, um, informed following than those that have suddenly become Charlie Kirk worshippers, so a small cult is to be expected...

[SheltieLover]

5. Not yet, but the day is still young.

Great offerings today, Orrex, & excellent poem by twodogsbarking!

[surfered]

20. -

:

[SheltieLover]

23. ...

[Takket]

6. .

?

[malaise]

7. No but

Eff that helicopter 😀

[LymphocyteLover]

9. The helicopter tried to do its patriotic duty... stupid humans wouldn't let it finish the job

[malaise]

14. Hehehe

😀

[twodogsbarking]

8. Broke free of his leash and ran into traffic. Last count at least 3,000 cars ran over him. Road kill for RFKjr

[GopherGal]

30. Does that count the hundreds that backed up so as to run over him twice?

And should those count as three? (Ran over him once in F, then once in R, then a second time in F again...)

[twodogsbarking]

35. You could get off the next exit and they were directing people for a second run through. Wait time was minimal.

[Joinfortmill]

10. No, goddmmit. But he's beginning to rot.

[niyad]

36. Beginning???

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Lead poisoning

When he tried to cover his bruises with what he thought was flesh colored make up. Turned out to be a lead based paint.

[LymphocyteLover]

12. so much power went to his head that it finally exploded?

[eShirl]

13. certainly not the picture of robust health lately

time will tell

[surfered]

17. Sadly, no. But we have our first nomination for his obituary when that happy day comes.

[niyad]

19. This deserves to be seen everywhere.

[malaise]

21. Perfect

Rec

[SheltieLover]

25. Pls make op with this?

[niyad]

18. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

29. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Come on McD's do your job!

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[ReRe]

22. Is he dead yet, you ask?

He had a horrible nightmare and died in his sleep after dreaming of Camilla's face.

He died after awaking to find that cat in reply #2 sitting on his pillow looking down at him.

He died from exhaustion after he had a no good very bad hair day.

[malaise]

31. Choking with laughter

You nearly killed me.

[ReRe]

34. Good, sweet malaise.

Because laughter is the best medicine.
Especially in times like these.

[QED]

24. Almost, Orrex, almost.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220655528

[Gimpyknee]

26. Nope

[republianmushroom]

27. Not yet, damn, so hoping and praying.

Don't cre how just let it happen and be done with it. Big party time when it does happen.

[mentalsolstice]

32. KnR

For the afternoon crowd.

[Dulcinea]

33. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

will be his last breath.