Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

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Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[Ocelot II]

1. Hope springs eternal.

Damn, I am so looking forward to the big party!

[Trueblue1968]

35. Yes indeed it does. I do hope for that news soon.

[hlthe2b]

2. "No? Flabbergasted. Just flabbergasted..."

[underpants]

3. I don't know what Fox News is going to do without Charlie Kirk

Somehow I got a Top Fans invite.
On their Facebook feed the last 12 stories and 18 of the latest 20 are about Kirk. It’s constant and, I hate to say it, comical at this point. The website is mostly the same.

[malaise]

4. No but

Anyone who tells me not to look forward to that day should read/watch this
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220661662

[surfered]

11. Narcissistic sociopath

[niyad]

16. I saw that last night. I need more pins.

[Joinfortmill]

33. Reminds me of all the mean girls in 7th grade. He's so jealous it's eating him alive. Good.

[ShazzieB]

36. Gross as this is, it's no more or less than what I would expect from him.

Between his malignant narcissism and his psychoparhy, Sclump completely lacks the ability to care about anybody but himself, and flinging insults at someone he has a grudge against is standard operating procedure for him. Hs's got a YUGE chip on his shoulder where Biden is concerned, because of how the 2020 election turned out. (Don't let that "Stop the Steal" garbage fool you; Schlump knows perfectly well that he lost, and he is MASSIVELY pissed at Biden for having what Schlump sees as the unmitigated GALL to beat him.)

[2MuchNoise]

5. You gave us four today. Are you upping the ante?

I'm in.

[Submariner]

6. His turkey baster anchor baby

has moved back into the White House Cankles Casino to probably take cover from the Iranian's supposedly looking at him as a target of opportunity.

And if that ever happens, Melanoma will likely personally blow Putin's bitch to hell imho.

[malaise]

7. THIS

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?

[SheltieLover]

8. Overwhelmed with jealolousy of attn paid to deceased, dropped dead at funeral to steal the "show?"

Treated to a taste of being dissappeared by network execs over billions lost due to Kimmel?

Stroked out in jealous rage of fan loyalty to Kimmel & backlash over 1st Amendment?

Beheaded by a windmill?

Caught amidst a duel between bondi & pee wee German?

Fatally incinerated un massive blaze at DOJ? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220661205 )

Cerebral hemorrhage over CA's new laws prohibiting LEOs from masking their identities?

Scalded to death by angry coffee addicts? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220661555 )

[surfered]

12. You're on fire today!

[SheltieLover]

18. ... the muses

[malaise]

14. Take a bow

[SheltieLover]

19. How can cankles not try to make the "show" about himself?

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

That thought got the muses writing...

[Orrex]

27. Excellent!

[SheltieLover]

30. Thank my muses

[Wicked Blue]

9. Trips over his long red tie

and gets strangled by it

[surfered]

10. Sadly, no.

[SheltieLover]

20. Dammit!

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. I'm worried ours won't be any good as it's been soooo loonngg!

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

17. Well, as long as they remain chilled and undisturbed, they should be fine.

One may, of course, open said bottle for a suitable occasion, so long as one replaces it on the spot. I think my wine merchant does case discounts, even for The Widow.

[SheltieLover]

23. Just keep it on ice until slobby is

[SheltieLover]

22. Hopefully soon...

Today would be great! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[republianmushroom]

21. Didn't happen last night, damn it, but we are a day closer.

Nobody cheats the grim reaper.

[AllaN01Bear]

24. no, dang nabbit james t kirk, havent raised my pinky finger in victory dance yet .

[byronius]

25. Tick tick tick.....

[malaise]

32. Oh and by the way that tick disease

Babesiosis Is spreading in the mid-Atlantic states.
Organize some golf😀

[Dulcinea]

26. Has a stroke or heart attack at Charlie Kirk's funeral.

How else can he be the center of attention?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. For this thread

Link to tweet

Is he dead yet?

Who's to know if your soul will fade at all?
The one you sold to fool the world
You lost your self-esteem along the way, yeah!

Good God, you're coming up with reasons
Good God, you're dragging it out
Good God, it's the changing of the seasons

[BidenRocks]

29. I keep hoping the orange facepaint

Has lead or mercury in it.

He's already 'mad as a hatter'.

[Joinfortmill]

31. No, but the Devil is toying with him, like a cat with a mouse. It ain't pretty.

[twodogsbarking]

34. Mistakenly calls Melaaaaaaniaaaaah by the name Stormy.

The aftermath is too gruesome for adult reading.

[malaise]

38. Bwaaaaah

[twodogsbarking]

39. Imagination is a powerful thing. "If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"Mario Andretti

[Blue Owl]

37. Got electrocuted after putting Melampia in standing water

[Orrex]

40. Nice!

That hat is a gift that keeps on giving.

[ultralite001]

41. Been shopping...

Best to be prepared...