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[Marthe48]

I couldn't help laughing:

[lame54]

1. Nuts and Prayers

[debm55]

3. That's a good one.

[WhiteTara]

4. or prayers for nuts?

[calimary]

8. I bet they're praying that we'd just shut up and go away.

Then they can parade around and make lots of claims about how big theirs are.

[WhiteTara]

10. or that they have some.

[sheshe2]

9. They got nuttin and it shows. 🤪

[PufPuf23]

12. Very funny but sad and too true. nt

[MLAA]

17. Damn you hit the nut on the head!

[SheltieLover]

2. Hahaha!

[Ping Tung]

5. Thanks. We all need a good laught at times.

[Sneederbunk]

6. And can't find them with both hands.

[Marcuse]

7. Shooting the dice of succession. Turning Point is up for grabs.

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[oasis]

11. "Please reveal to us how we can get away

with more deception of the public “

[Quanto Magnus]

13. Clearly they haven't

found them yet.... They may need a magnifying glass...

[pfitz59]

14. Those circle jerks on the House floor

while they figure out how to starve more impoverished people while keeping their seats embodies the very essence of Matthew's admonishment.

[GiqueCee]

15. The Nazz...

... had pretty harsh words for charlatans who pray in public just for the attention. I'm guessing these clowns just read the Cliff Notes version of the Bible. Or maybe it was the Classic Comics version.

[sprinkleeninow]

16. One scripture mentions "whitewashed tombs".

Clean and presentable on the outside, and full of dead men's bones inside.

[madamesilverspurs]

18. Yep,

that's my name for Mike Johnson, "Mr. Whited Sepulchre". He does love presenting himself as Jesussier than Jesus.


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[ShazzieB]

25. Perfect!

Johnson is definitely a whited sepulchre, "full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness," as the KJV puts it.

[Marthe48]

20. Both replies are perfect!

Thank you

[surfered]

19. Perfect!

[Aussie105]

21. Newsflash! For those R people without,

prosthetic balls can be bought cheaply and inserted under local anesthetic.

See your local vet.
Discretion guaranteed on payment of extra money.

[czarjak]

22. And Jesus still ain't coming!

[appleannie1]

23. Funny. There should be a lot more of them looking though.