"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

[bigtree]

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen." Trump told Americans Monday afternoon.

...don't ask what or why.

It's better that way.

[Ocelot II]

1. He's really lost his shit, hasn't he? Too bad nobody cares who can do anything about it.

[Klarkashton]

2. "they are all bad people but maybe they are good who knows?"

This is the worst asshole since the 1940s.

[Deuxcents]

3. Nucking futs

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Try it at playback speed 0.25. It's a hoot in the creepiest way possible.

You are warned.

[bigtree]

5. lol

[newdeal2]

6. He really wanted Jimmy to have a great first day back

The material writes itself.