Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stroked out when he turned on ABC in hope of catching yet another late-night Charlie Kirk lovefest?

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[True Dough]

1. He choked to death

trying to say "Acet…Aceto... Ah-ced-uv — well, let’s see."

Acetaminophen.

"Is that okay?"

[llmart]

2. So a clip of it on my local news this morning.

He is such a dunce. Such an intelligent response, "it's bad". He hemmed and hawed and umm'ed before saying that as if he couldn't find any other description. No wonder the MAGAts love him. He is as stupid as they are.

[True Dough]

3. Acetaminophen

is clearly not one of the 40 words in his vocabulary.

[llmart]

6. 40?

Did he just learn a couple new ones? I thought it was more like 10 at best.

[RazorbackExpat]

12. He's patting himself on the back for learning "groceries",

but he's still struggling with "due process" and "habeas corpus"

[johnnyfins]

7. Kinda like aberbijan

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[LymphocyteLover]

10. LOL, god if only he had some shame... he might die of that from the endless shame he brings to us

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Had a headache

and took some Tylenol

[SheltieLover]

5. OD'd on Tylenol?

Caught between nancy mace & cory mills engaged in rats eating their own exercise? (No offense to rodents intended.) https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220665044

Trampled by scientists fleeing the united states of extortion?

[LymphocyteLover]

9. LOL! Did you hear him try to say Acetaminophen and fail, and then nastily says "TYLENOL"

"just don't take it!"... he's such an endless embarrassment

[twodogsbarking]

13. Cue Elmer Fudd. Aceta, aceta, TYLENOL. "Good widdence to bad wubbish.

[SheltieLover]

21. Lol

[SheltieLover]

20. No because I have zero tolerance for his fugly mug or annoying voice.

I read about it though.

Bugs would've called him an ultra maroon.

[LymphocyteLover]

38. I listened to it via Hal Sparks' streaming program where he plays it then comments

throughout. Normally I can't stand tRUMP's voice and pure idiocy, but for this press conference, somehow I listened to the whole thing. I think because it was such a trainwreck and so absurd and funny at times. Also I was curious how badly he would mangle the science, and of course he did.

[surfered]

8. Sadly, no. But Joan Baez bought a T-Shrt

[twodogsbarking]

11. Pecked to death by a dule of doves.

Peace.

[Joinfortmill]

14. Every night I lay me down and pray that Satan takes him away.

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[sop]

15. He is the undead...

[twodogsbarking]

18. Not his shadow. The hands are adult size.

[SheltieLover]

22. Great point.

[sop]

27. Satan's most prominent earthly host does have tiny hands.

The Demon's horns are bigger, though.

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

23. Waiting is difficult

But soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

24. And patience is not one of my strong suits.

[SheltieLover]

28. Nor mine.

But good things are worth waiting for.

[surfered]

29. Maybe Joan will join us for a celebratory toast

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

30. I'm sure she will!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

17. Other signs of death include: not having a pulse not breathing no muscle tension eyes remaining fixed bowels releasing.

Show me a sign, please.............

[hlthe2b]

19. "I'm here, sir to replace Stephen Miller (who's gone to live on a pretty farm upstate)"

"Won't you give me a little hug to welcome me aboard?"

[malaise]

26. Haha

😀

[malaise]

25. No but

he’s going to need more than Tylenol after hearing Kamala Harris last night.

[Gimpyknee]

31. Nope

[Blue Owl]

32. Crushed by the weight of the garbage that makes up his "soul"

[republianmushroom]

33. He didn't croak last night, damn it,

maybe today or to night. Hopeful, lots of thoughts and prays it will.

[bdamomma]

34. he's not

may be but they want to kill us, that's for damn sure.

[Wicked Blue]

35. The secret trapdoor behind the podium at the UN suddenly opens

and Traitor Turnip plunges into the bowels of NYC, where he encounters the legendary underground sewer alligators. The gators enjoy their snack, but complain that he reeked of stale ketchup.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

36. Can you imagine the celebration when this happens?

[Chemical Bill]

37. Nose grew so large at the UN...

that he fell off the podium into the enraged rabble?