lol! Hilarious sign to hang for political canvassers

[Buttoneer]

[Emile]

1. Good one 👍

[niyad]

2. LOVE IT!!!

[NNadir]

3. I like it very much.

I've never had a Republican canvas worker at my door. Someone put my wife on a phone list and they'd call and ask for her, which gave me the opportunity, when she wasn't home to inform them that neither my wife nor I were bigots and that we valued the rule of law.

My cell phone number at my job apparently belonged to someone named "Laurie" apparently a racist asshole. I get texts from Dummmy Tr**p Jr. And the like asking for money. Occasionally they call as well. It can be fun. I don't like getting texts with pictures of her friends and maybe her on drunken binges.

[lastlib]

4. I think I might have to steal that.....

...(the idea, not the sign....)

[Figarosmom]

5. Too many words for repub canvassers

[Seinan Sensei]

6. Yeah. Draw them stick-figure illustrations.

[Tetrachloride]

7. No serif font ?

[soldierant]

15. Republicans have enough trouble reading anything not in all caos,

and you want to confuse them even further with serifs?

[calimary]

8. I like it!

[Martin68]

9. Perfectly expresses my sentiments.

[Joinfortmill]

10. Love this!

[1WorldHope]

11. I wish we could intercept and these text messages with this dialogue.

[MadameButterfly]

16. Intersperse?

[1WorldHope]

17. No. I mean the thousands of texts we receive from the democratic money collection service.

I wish those words would pop up on their screen when they send stuff to me.
Does that make more sense?

[MadameButterfly]

19. Yes

Me too.
The ones that are giving most of the money to the fundraisers at least.
The real candidates need to do what they have to do. They can't just sit back and hope the money comes in.

[red dog 1]

12. K&R

"Get off my lawn!"

[Skittles]

13. love it

[TheProle]

14. That's good internet. K&R

[republianmushroom]

18. Love that last sentence.