The rotting pumpkin is outdoing himself at the UN!

[LuckyCharms]

Holy shit! This thing is so bad that it's almost beautiful.

Turn it on if you can stomach it.

I can't even put into words how bad this is.

[Aristus]

1. As bad as Shoe Saleslady Barbie sidling up to a group of seasoned diplomats, as if she was one of them,

and burbling "Hey gang! isn't my Daddy doing, um, like, you know, just such a totally awesome job as President?"

[Ocelot II]

2. Shades of Leonard Pinth-Garnell.

"Stunningly bad!"
"Monumentally ill-advised!"
"Perfectly awful!"
"Couldn't be worse!"
"Exquisitely awful!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
"Really bit the big one!"
"Unrelentingly bad!"
"There... That wasn't so good now, was it?"

[no_hypocrisy]

5. I go with Dorothy Parker's

"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."

[no_hypocrisy]

3. "Springtime for Hitler at the United Nations"

[Eliot Rosewater]

7. Thank you for that one, Mel Brooks "The Producers" coming to life just like Idiocracy

And wrap your mind around the 50 million American alleged adults watching him babble like a complete clueless moron, and they are in unison shaking their heads up and down in agreement with him as if they have any idea what he’s talking about any more than he does.

[sdfernando]

37. I think MAGATs are now believing that "The Producers" is an actual documentary! /NT

[rog]

4. I forced myself to watch his autism rant, but this might be ...

... even more jaw-dropping. I'm sitting here in mid-sentence and I can't even think what to type.

Jesus. This is frightening.

[LuckyCharms]

11. Same here...

I was starting to write down some of his bullshit so I could post it, but I gave up. It was too much.

The amazing thing is...THIS IS THE UN...and he's on the world stage. Holy cow.

[berniesandersmittens]

6. He's attacked both Joe and Obama

On an international stage. Babbling fool.

[Walleye]

8. I feel like other heads of State, being guest in this country, can't really express what they are feeling

[oasis]

9. Rambling on and on and on. Those present are

eye rolling in unison.

[WiVoter]

10. I'm Watching It, Just Because It's Historically Bad

And I want to witness.

[rog]

13. Me too ... same reason I watched him yesterday. I think I just identified ...

... what I'm feeling today, and what I felt yesterday. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but I think it's ... panic.

[WiVoter]

15. Yup, That's The Word: PANIC

Perfect!

[Amaryllis]

12. could stand about one minute.

[Emile]

14. and they clap because he's done talking bs.

[Wednesdays]

16. Very tepid, polite applause. That's all. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

17. So, how much do you think it's affecting

His blood pressure?

[Coldwater]

18. Trump attacked everyone

including the UN

[bdamomma]

19. I wish

they would all turn their back on him and let him pout and walk out.

[hay rick]

20. Nothing to see here.

Just Donald being Donald, talking about Donald and not giving a shit about anything but Donald. Different day, different place, same shitshow.

[Bev54]

21. I just can't watch him at anytime. He makes me want to vomit.

I will only read about him, I turned off the Canadian news and put on some music.

[Katinfl]

23. Cannot watch 1 minute of him.

I wait for the recap later, or read about it online. Much better for my blood pressure.

[Texin]

28. He sounds like a cut rate weed whacker. He makes me sick to my stomach anytime I listen to him.

Crap, just thinking about that craptastic foaming at the mouth makes me nauseous.

[twodogsbarking]

22. History, oh history, please repeat thyself.

Julius Caesar, the Roman dictator, was assassinated on the Ides of March (15 March) 44 BC by a group of senators during a Senate session at the Curia of Pompey, located within the Theatre of Pompey in Rome. The conspirators, numbering between 60 and 70 individuals and led by Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, and Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus, stabbed Caesar approximately 23 times. They justified the act as a preemptive defense of the Roman Republic, asserting that Caesar's accumulation of lifelong political authority—including his perpetual dictatorship and other honors—threatened republican traditions.

[Vinca]

24. I forced myself to watch it and my brain cells are still trying to regenerate.

What an embarrassment.

[yellow dahlia]

25. Exactly! Can't even put into words.

My first two words were demented and unhinged.

Some really weird moments.

Did you see Lula and the contingent from Brazil? When he said something about hugging and agreeing to a meeting, they all reacted and interacted with each other, a la WTF.

[surfered]

26. "Rotting pumpkin." I think I'll go with that.

[colorado_ufo]

38. Yes! I always have thought that he looked like a Halloween pumpkin that had been left on the porch

until after Thanksgiving - grin and all - not to mention the perfect orange complexion.

[tavernier]

41. I've been using that for weeks.

Not exactly sure where I first heard it, but it certainly is fitting.

[BBbats]

27. I'd Find It Hilarious If I Wasn't A USA Citizen!

I really don't think he's pulling the strings.
It's obvious it's Miller,Vance with perhaps Theil advising /financing.

[Jim__]

29. He's making his bid for the Nobel Peace Prize. How can they refuse him after he's told them how wonderful he is?

[BobTheSubgenius]

31. Fortunately, living in the Lower Mainland (Pacific NW to many of you) offers some insulation from the worst of it...

...the bulk of it. There is still plenty to go around, but it's relatively easy to avoid. And avoid is what my wife and I are both doing, apparently.

She is from WNY, and says she will NEVER give up her citizenship, although she does have the legally mandated Canadian Permanent Resident status, but has totally reached her limit with the f'ing craziness going on below the 49th. Channel gets changed if the news starts to head that way, and a total household ban on his name, actions or descriptions.

This is far from being a bolt from the blue. After Election Day 2016, she got literally zero sleep and cried constantly for hours, then off and on for three days. She was dreading how hard life could end up being for her two granddaughters whose father is Puerto Rican, and look more than 50% of that identity. I was less doom-and-gloom about it then, but I have to admit my optimism is waning.

NOTHING that the govt. is doing offers any kind of hopeful sign whatsoever. The rate at which this roller coaster to Hell is gaining speed is jaw-dropping.

[popsdenver]

32. Just more:

*DELUSIONAL DONNIE* He is the Nightmare Version of Alice and Wonderland.....on acid.......

[BComplex]

33. I don't see a link anywhere.

Did I miss the link?

[LuckyCharms]

34. No. I didn't post a link. n/t

[BComplex]

35. I went looking for a link on the home page and latest....couldn't find one!

[LuckyCharms]

36. It may be on YouTube by now but I haven't checked yet.

I made the OP mid-speech, so I assumed no video was online yet.

I'll bet that we'll be seeing it posted all over shortly!

[LuckyCharms]

39. FOUND A LINK:

Start at just past 29 minutes.

[BComplex]

42. Thanks, LuckyCharms!

You're the best!

[LuckyCharms]

43. My pleasure, BComplex!

[txwhitedove]

40. LC, thread deserves a Duzy. I've saved it for posterity and many DUer quotable moments:

"The Rotting Pumpkin"

"Springtime for Hitler at the UN"

"Just Donald being Donald......"