Lindsey Halligan, the lawyer Trump wants to replace the guy he just fired for not bringing charges:

[tblue37]

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[tblue37]

1. Not *quite* Mar-a-Lago face, but close.

[GoCubsGo]

3. She strongly resembles Malaria.

I'm pretty sure that was her at the US Open, standing behind Cankles, and next to Pam Blondie, or one of Trump's other bottle blonde Alien Stepford Wives. At first, I thought she was a Fake Melania. It's just a matter of time before she gets her nose whittled down and a chin implant to go with a face lift and lip injections.

[bluesbassman]

5. Give it time.

They all succumb to the Hydra’s call sooner or later. Plus it’s in the fine print of the contract they sign when selling their souls.

[Traildogbob]

2. But she is

Grabable to him. There for his taking.

[RainCaster]

4. I'm sure she's very competent

Like everyone in his administration.

[Vinca]

6. But has she had the required kidney surgery???

[sop]

7. Alina Habba was a parking lot lawyer and Lindsey Halligan was a roof storm damage lawyer, but they're "hot."

Though both are totally unqualified for their jobs, Trump appointed them U.S. Attorneys so they could prosecute his political enemies. Republicans say and do nothing to stop it, while corporate media thinks it's perfectly normal. How do Americans tolerate this shit? This fucking country's a joke.

[Johonny]

8. I can't wait to see her in court against James

I'm sure that will go well for her.

[chowder66]

9. Holy Maybelline! That's a shit-ton of makeup!

[rsdsharp]

10. As a lawyer you have an ethical duty to decline matters you're not qualified to handle.

There is nothing in her professional background to qualify her for that job. I got the top grade in my Criminal Practice and Procedure class. I was a litigator for 33 years. But I never practiced criminal law, either as a prosecutor or defense attorney, and I haven’t read the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure in FORTY years.

If I had been offered a similar position I would have ethically been required to decline. I firmly believe that many of these bootlickers are going to come out of this without licenses to practice.

[tblue37]

11. Like Eastman & other Trump sycophants from his election denial lawsuits after his first term.