OMG, I am feeling light in my seat, like something is pulling me up.

[Renew Deal]

My clothes are still on. Is this it? Has it started?

[Jerry2144]

1. You sure it isn't rocket propulsion from the bean and cabbage soup?

[ret5hd]

2. probably just gas, or as I call it...

"jet-assisted seat ejection".

[haele]

3. Microdosing - when you're doing it right...

...it's the opposite of couch lock.

[GoCubsGo]

4. People should be happy I won't be raptured.

If they saw me naked, they'd go blind.

[leftstreet]

5. What makes you think you'd be chosen?

[Shellback Squid]

6. I'm sitting on my toilet all day

[usonian]

8. I'M READY!

Because Vogons give warning. BUT



The warning was posted in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

[berniesandersmittens]

9. I wanna get sucked into heaven!

https://m.