Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally tag-teamed by Newsom & Kimmel?

Torn apart by UN translators who just couldn't take it anymore?

Beaten to death by 192 ambassadors?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. No but

September 23td 2025 will live in infamy as one of his own staff stopped the rapturous ascension of the escalator, the WH operated teleprompter failed as he made a fool of himself in an hour long incoherent rant at the UN General Assembly and then Kimmel returned and sliced and diced him and the FCC fascist to the delight of folks across the planet.

[twodogsbarking]

2. You are usually dead when your brain stops functioning. Usually.

[yardwork]

28. I was thinking the same thing...

To all intents and purposes he's a zombie.

[surfered]

34. ...and he may cause an apocalypse.

[Lovie777]

3. When is the rapture?......................

at least we will be free of them.

[Jack Valentino]

21. I don't think Jesus wants them....

but maybe Satan would take them!

[Coldwater]

4. No not dead, and yet somehow brain dead

[SheltieLover]

5. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young...

Hope springs eternal.

[Dulcinea]

6. Worked himself into a stroke or heart attack...

...when he learned that newly elected Arizona Congresswoman Adelita Grijalva will be the 218th signature on the Epstein discharge petition, thus making the Repubs go on record.

[malaise]

7. THIS

Rec

[Buddyzbuddy]

8. He slipped on the ketchup he'd been throwing at the walls

while watching Kimmel and fell head first into the 120" TV screen at which time it came off of it's bracket while still stuck to his head as he stumbled around finally collapsing into a pile of hamburgers on the floor. They were reportedly triple quarter pounders with cheese. At least 12 at last count.
Stay tuned for further updates.

[surfered]

13. Like this

[SheltieLover]

27. Oh, you bet, the catsup was flying with Kimmel reinstated!

Where is that one with the catsup bottles trying to escape? LOL

You're 2 for 2 today!

[surfered]

37. Here

https://gifdb.com/images/high/walking-bottle-of-ketchup-qrfb2cprpmd7lfmk.webp

[SheltieLover]

39. Yes, that's it! Ty!

[malaise]

23. Howling with laughter

😂😂😂

[hlthe2b]

9. "I've been patiently waiting..."

"ENOUGH!"

[MiHale]

10. Well this could change everything...

Just found out you can buy witches hexes on Esty…it was in an article about Kirk’s wife explaining about the curses she discovered before the unfortunate death of her husband.

https://www.rawstory.com/charlie-kirk-etsy-curse-scared/

Maybe….???….Tune in tomorrow for another round of insanity brought to you by The Insipid Clown Posse of Washington D.C..

[Tanuki]

11. Throttled to death when his excessively long red tie

got caught in the gears of the U.N. escalator?

[surfered]

12. No, but South Park has a warning for Trump supporters when that glorious day finally arrives

[FakeNoose]

16. DU rec

[RVN VET71]

22. Ah frabjous day!! Calloo, callay!!

I hadn't given thought to champagne. But my next purchase will be a bottle. Maybe a magnum. Maybe enough magnums (magna?)to fill the one remaining bathtub in my home.

I've hung a black American flag on my front porch. Upside down. I live in a bright cerulean blue area so I'm not nervous about my neighbors (although the couple next door both work for NSA).

Whether his passing is quick or slow matters not. The best words Oliver Cromwell ever spoke are here appropriate:

"You have sat too long here and done only evil. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

(quoted with a slight modification to focus on the impact of DJT's presidency.)

[surfered]

35. Several are saving a bottle for that glorious occasion.

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

26. Bazinga! You win the thread (imo)

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

25. Yawn... Tired of waiting, but the day is young, as you stated.

Soon...

[niyad]

30. Now would be nice!

[SheltieLover]

31. 15 yrs ago would've been better

[niyad]

32. So very true. Or before he became a ruzzian asset, or a sexual predator.

[SheltieLover]

33. Or his mother could've found a way to abort...

In a perfect world.

[surfered]

36. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[dreamland]

15. Had a heart attack when he discovered he had to walk up escalator stairs

[RVN VET71]

17. Dead? In his shriveled soul.

[Gimpyknee]

18. Nope

[NNadir]

19. Killed by an overdose of Tylenol slipped into his McDonalds soda by Melania?

[twodogsbarking]

20. When you hear the cheering you will know, fireworks too.. Be safe with them.

The label says "light and run away fast".

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. I wake up everyday and the first thing I do is look for his obituary. One of these days I'll luck out.

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

29. I'm all ready to party. It's just a matter of time.

[republianmushroom]

38. Not last night either, damn it, Just another day closer.

But it will happen.

[ShazzieB]

40. Nope. Still waiting...

...and waiting... and waiting...