Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. No, but I have a dream...

[aketpjm]

2. sdfg

Great one

[niyad]

17. ???.

[Emile]

20. Your first post on du. Exactly what are you

saying?

[ShazzieB]

21. I guess you don't like "graveyard" humor.

That's okay. Just go read something else.

Meanwhile, a lot of us desperately need this outlet to relieve the unbearable stress of being forced to watch that buffoon destroy the America we all know and love.

It's weird how he accuses those of us who oppose him of "hating our country" while he's busy dismantling it like a one man wrecking crew. To paraphrase a famous line from the Princess Bride, "He keeps saying those words. I do not think they mean what he thinks they mean!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Welcome to DU

[surfered]

3. And about that escalator, there's your problem

[SheltieLover]

13. Yup

[hlthe2b]

4. "Anticipating!"

[malaise]

5. No but

Comey is still towering over him and that statute of limitations expires on Tuesday.

[Gimpyknee]

6. Nope

[Duncanpup]

7. Fuck no we're still waiting.

[sop]

8. Melania bought a shovel...

[twodogsbarking]

9. Blood loss from not knowing how to chop a coconut.

[LymphocyteLover]

10. Liver failure after applying toxic orange makeup for years?

[Submariner]

11. After making a himself look like the planet's fool

and embarrassing the United States at the United Nations, he should at least have the common decency to borrow a handgun from the secret service and shoot himself in the head, in a well deserved act of self euthanization.

[SheltieLover]

12. Stroked out when he realized the whole world is laughing about the escalator?

Major heart attack because pootin dropped his bff?

[GopherGal]

14. Died of rubella?

He split up his MMR vaccine into 3 separate vaxes, but then couldn't remember what the "R" stood for, so never got that one.

There might be a certain poetry to it if German Measles was what finally brought down Herr Drumpf.

[niyad]

18. So very true.

[NNadir]

15. Electrocuted by a short electrifying the metal steps of an escalator?

[niyad]

16. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[republianmushroom]

19. No, not yet, damn, he is dragging this out.

But I won't give up, that I wake up and he is 'GONE'.

[ShazzieB]

22. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

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Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting.