Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died in agony when a dentist used too little nitrous?

Died of old age waiting for a regular staircase to activate?

Taken out by a former FBI director's pal who's still at the FBI?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly, not yet, but the day is young.

Hope springs eternal...

[Grim Chieftain]

17. I love your optimism, SheltieLover

If only it could be today before more lives are destroyed and laws broken.

[SheltieLover]

19. Ty, GC.

I couldn't agree more, but I learned during shitler 1 to not fret about things completely out of my control.

Essential for good health!

So I try to look at the reality of the situation & opt to remain hopeful.

[johnnyfins]

2. The second one!

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Got stuck on an escalator

and sh*t himself to death

[twodogsbarking]

4. Melaaaaaaaniaaaah releases eight tentacles and attaches them to Trumpo and sucks his blood dry in three seconds.

Alas, a deflated Trump.

[LymphocyteLover]

5. Killed by a falling slab of concrete when he visited the construction site of the new WH ballroom?

[LymphocyteLover]

6. Actually if he watched the recent couple of South Park episodes, he might have died from a

conniption fit.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

14. Keep dreaming...

Soon! 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

8. Not yet, but when he does...

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[hlthe2b]

9. "They say he's prosecuting my group for throwing poop at his supporters!"

"I will see about THAT!"

[QueerDuck]

10. Bitten by a mamba snake with no wilderness paramedics around to give the antivenin?

🤞

[Blue Owl]

11. Received a proper Nazi send off

[jls4561]

12. Attacked by a crazed JD Vance during an Oval Office photo op.

Vance screamed “Free the settees!” before impaling his boss with a Kmart umbrella filched from the Pedo Patio.

Kash Patel, with his usual integrity and accuracy, said that after the VP had been neutralized, an ANTIFA membership card had been found on the body.

[surfered]

13. "Free the settees"

[GopherGal]

15. Did someone say "Free settees"?

Gotta get ahead of the furniture tariff, I guess. No wonder JD is panicking.

[Hugin]

18. Spare canopies were found strewn near the umbrella with...

Pro-furnishings slogans crudely spray painted on them and a spent Wayfare gift card.

[malaise]

16. No but he just guaranteed that

No judge or jury will convict Comey

From 9.37

[ShazzieB]

20. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

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Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...

[republianmushroom]

21. Not yet, damn, but we are a day closer.

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