Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Poisoned by cheap, simulated gold decorations littering the White House?

Fell down spiral "escalator" while waiting for it to straighten out and activate?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[underpants]

1. OG over gold

[oasis]

2. The coming humiliation is worth keeping him on

life support.

[niyad]

27. Nothing is worth him continuing to waste oxygen.

[malaise]

46. I seriously believe this

Rec

[surfered]

3. There are reports he and Melania had a "spat" on Air Force One

Maybe she opened a bottle of the bubbly to celebrate

[MiniMe]

6. Thought it was Marine One

[surfered]

18. I could be wrong, but Air Force One had a longer staircase. I'm like Fox News, I report, you decide

[hlthe2b]

16. 'Can't stand Melania, but boy if she did THAT... (I'd organize the "Go Fund ME" for the best champagne $$$ can buy...

to toast her... I might even share it with her.

[malaise]

43. Bwaaaah

😂😂😂😀

[2MuchNoise]

4. Deescalated.

[Orrex]

5. Oh that's magnificent.

[twodogsbarking]

9. Departed.

[2MuchNoise]

30. Degenerate.

[SheltieLover]

13. ...

[hlthe2b]

17. WINNER!

[malaise]

45. Nicely played

😀

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. Oh gawd... another day of seeming disappointment, but the day is indeed young!

Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

19. 🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾, but the good stuff.

[twodogsbarking]

8. Necktie got caught in the escalator. Choked him until his eyeballs popped out. Melaaaaniaaaaah ate them.

[SheltieLover]

10. Apoplexy at learning Jeffries called him out for being at a golf event with govt just 4 days from shutting down?

( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220678522 )

Flipped his yak fuzz rug over judge reinstating SC Professor who spoke his mind? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220677584 )

Blew a gasket over Sinclair affiliates reinstating Kimmel's show? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220677501 )

Stroked out over new eps documents? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143537479 )

Blew a gasket over massive UN walkout in response to bibi? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220676536 )

Fatal heart attack during realistic nightmare of the eps files being released & the 6 disreputable scRotus members turning against him and/or goung down with him?

[surfered]

20. Any or all of those!

[SheltieLover]

28. Any or all of any would do the trick!

[malaise]

41. Love it

Rec

[Dem4life1970]

11. The wait continues for the Big, Beautiful, Obituary....

[malaise]

14. No but

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Word is he intends to be in the Ryder Cup winner photo😀

[hlthe2b]

15. "Go! Just GO!!!!"

Honestly, I'm not trying to be too cruel, but does that ape's face not resemble that three-letter abbreviation female Congresswoman's face that we know and detest?

[surfered]

21. Similar, but Boebert and Greene at Obama's State of the Union reminded me of howler monkeys

[hlthe2b]

24. Yeah... I meant Obama's.. Her white fur collared coat....

Belligerant like this ape, but definitely the screech of howler monkeys...

[Joinfortmill]

22. No, but disintegrating fast.

[AllaN01Bear]

23. no , dang nabbit!.

[SheltieLover]

29. Hang in there, Bear!

[AllaN01Bear]

34. am:)

[SheltieLover]

38. Another day closer...

[republianmushroom]

25. Damn it, didn't happen yesterday or last night.

The only good news is, we are a day closer. So be it, maybe today.

[Warpy]

26. Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet

and is overcome by residual fumes from all the gilt spray paint.

Melania decides she's waited quite long enough to become a rich widow, opens his IV infusions all the way and kills him with speed shock.

Russia, realizing Junior is the king's heir apparent and will be more malleable and easier to control than the mercurial and rapidly deteriorating old man, decides to pull the plug on him, carrying him out of the White House in manageable pieces His term is finished by an AI simulation. Lefties are highly skeptical. Pundits praise his newfound reasonable demeanor and the fact that his quotes make sense. Right wingers are too stupid to notice anything different.

[SheltieLover]

31. Did you mean junior or couch fucker?

[llmart]

32. I just call him Vladamir Futon.

[SheltieLover]

33. Haha! Good one!

[Warpy]

36. His eldest son is the Dauphin or Crown Prince, or whatever

followed by Eric and followed by Barron, who is still an unknown quantity at this point. I doubt we'd survive long enough to get to Barron, honestly.

[SheltieLover]

37. Lol

I think of them in terms of coke heat, paste eater, & Baron -- well, I've read some really troubling things about him. Although, not surprising, given his parentage. The worst I've read is that he cannot be left alone with small animals.

What a cluster fuck of humanity.

[IronLionZion]

35. Dude couldn't even escalate on rapture day

[SheltieLover]

39. ....

[IronLionZion]

44. A higher power prevented him from ascending upwards

[malaise]

40. Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Howling with laughter😂

[ShazzieB]

42. Dead? Did somebody say he's dead?

Never mind, false alarm. Back to waiting...

[BigmanPigman]

47. This is literally what I say when I get up, have a sip

of coffee then start my tablet, "Did he die overnight? Surely someone would have called me...".

When I read that he hasn't my day is off to a bad start. I actually have hope for a few minutes every single day. This is no way to live and function like everyday life is normal when it is not and we all know it's going to get worse than worse and worse and worse.

If you're not both angry and depressed than you are a greedy, hate filled, moronic sociopath (aka Cult Team tRump).