Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heartbroken that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock weren't picked to play the halftime show?

Suffocated in his med-bed?

Stroked out upon revelation that he invaded Portland just to get Dandy Warhol tickets?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Did you say he 'bit the dust? I missed it!"

"Sadly, my WiFI is out..."

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

5. Well, I'm not getting any younger and my patience is wearing thin.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[niyad]

6. Aging rapidly here.

[SheltieLover]

8. As are my soles from impatient foot tapping! 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Stubborn old jerk.

Soon...........

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

3. Mentally, morally, ethically, yes. Clinically, no. Sad!

[dalton99a]

4. The piece of shit will turn 80 in 9 months

[twodogsbarking]

13. Hopefully not, eh.

[niyad]

24. May it be so!

[SheltieLover]

7. Stroked out during dream of Julius Caesar?

Crushed by the carbon footprint of schmuckerberg's yacht? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220680927 )

Buried alive under a pile of coal by climate scientists?

Accidental, simultaneous discharge of several generals' sidearms during Quantico meeting?

[niyad]

11. When I read that he will be at the meeting, the novel "Seven Days In May"

came to mind.

[SheltieLover]

17. I've never read it.

Should I?

[niyad]

25. Ohhhhhh yes!!!

[SheltieLover]

28. Ok. I'll give it a try.

Thx for sharing!

[SheltieLover]

30. Checked out an e copy from library.

It's in a ling queue of reading materials.

[malaise]

10. No but his

presence is generally bad for everything - ask the US Ryder Cup team.

[surfered]

19. That was embarrassing

[niyad]

12. Are we talking the qanon med-beds here, the miracle cure?

[SheltieLover]

18. Haha an expensive alternative to real healthcare

Anything but educated scientists! 😱

Until magats get sick with covid, then overwhelm the healthcare system running to the medical scientists!

Morans!

[niyad]

31. I know a qanon who would go on and on about the med-beds, despite my

pointing out that the image she shared was a still from a grade b/c sci-fi movie called "Elysium" (sp???) from 2012.

[SheltieLover]

32. Cripes

[niyad]

34. I just read Jeff Tiedrich's piece on the med-bed insanity. I had apparently

completely missed it being covered here on DU. The only thing Jeff got wrong was how long this insanity has been going on. He said it seemed to be about three years. The person I mentioned started telling me about them in about 2017, and the stories got more ridiculous each time. my favourites were about all the wounded soldiers being fllown to the secret hospital on Mars where they would be completely healed. I didn't even know where to start on that one!

[SheltieLover]

36. Three years?

Wow. This is the first I've heard of it!

Mars? Can we send slobby there for his cankles?

[niyad]

37. I am happy that you had been spared that nonsense until now. It used

to make my head hurt!

[SheltieLover]

38. I'll bet it does!

I ignore a lot of this garbage.

[niyad]

39. Well, I have a headache now after reading that that particular insanity

is back.

[SheltieLover]

44. Healing vibes on the way to you.

[twodogsbarking]

14. COVID 47.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

15. The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It."

DID YOU KNOW? The Secret Service code for Donald Trump choking on a Big Mac is "I'm Lovin' It."

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot.bsky.social) 2025-09-28T21:08:07.695Z

[surfered]

20. I'd like to think that was true

[twodogsbarking]

16. Charlie Kirk is still dead.

[surfered]

21. And Rush Limbaugh is still dead.

[twodogsbarking]

29. Hitler too. Pat Robertson.

[Orrex]

22. Well, that's definitely something

Clears the way for the bereaved Erika to start dating again, of course.

[niyad]

26. And scalia!

[Gimpyknee]

23. Nope

[underpants]

27. Med beds

The AI overview on Med beds

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220681859


Med beds," as described in certain viral online content, are a conspiracy theory with no basis in reality. These fictional devices are alleged to use futuristic technology—like "quantum healing," alien technology, or Tesla-inspired waves—to cure all diseases, regenerate limbs, and reverse aging instantly. They are a common theme in online conspiracy forums, including those related to QAnon.
The "med bed" conspiracy has led to scams and the spread of misinformation.
The conspiracy theory
A product of QAnon: The med bed narrative originated in QAnon and other far-right online communities, alleging the military possesses this secret technology.
Trump and AI deepfakes: Conspiracy theorists claim that Donald Trump will make med beds available to the public. In September 2025, an AI-generated deepfake video of Trump promoting "med bed hospitals" circulated online.
Involving fake or unproven tech: The beds are promoted with pseudoscientific buzzwords like "scalar waves," "biophotons," and "vibrational frequencies," concepts that do not align with our understanding of human biology.
Financial scams: Numerous companies have capitalized on the conspiracy by selling fraudulent products or charging "registration fees" for nonexistent med bed appointments.

[GopherGal]

45. Nothing about MedBeds' magical powers in healing wounded ears?

Don't know if they can do anything Rubella, though. I'm still holding out hopes that he'll succumb to a vaccine-preventable disease.

[republianmushroom]

33. Damn, not last night, maybe today.

Maybe, hell, hopefully today.

[Blue Owl]

35. It's important he stays alive so that he can make 360 million Americans suffer to make him richer

That really seems to be his only purpose in life.

WAKE UP YOU STUPID MAGA FUCKS and see what this con man is doing to you and everyone else.

Jesus fucking Christ.

[jls4561]

40. Furious that Bad Bunny was chosen for the Super Bowl halftime show, Fat Donnie ordered Noem's goons to drag him

to the Oval Office for a televised humiliation.

However, Noem’s team, with its usual (in)competence, instead produced the Rabbit of Caerbannog, aka Killer Rabbit.

The vicious lagomorph first attacked and decapitated Noem and her bit of stuff on the side, Lewandowski, while screaming “Justice for Cricket!” before turning on the others.

Cadet Bonespurs bravely gave the traditional order of “Run away! Run away!” but was prevented from doing so by his cankle issues.

In 2029, the brave little bunny received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from a grateful nation.

[Wicked Blue]

41. Suffocated under a mound of rotting soybeans

that was dumped by an angry farmer who was barred from his crop to China.

[surfered]

42. Heart broken Ted Nugent and Kid Rock not picked for half time show.

I’m so far behind…I didn’t know they had selected anyone yet and I don’t even know who Bad Bunny is.

[twodogsbarking]

43. He is quite talented in more than just singing and only 31. I can't keep up either.

[SheltieLover]

46. Me either. Never heard of bad bunny

But I don't watch tv & would never watch football, so...