Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Reduced by 300 percent?

Torn apart by a band of grieving chimps?

Trapped on escalator during shutdown?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[malaise]

1. Torn apart by a band of grieving chimps?

[SheltieLover]

3. Gm, Malaise & All

Is this our lucky day?

[malaise]

5. We can hope

[SheltieLover]

8. 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[surfered]

15. Keep hope alive

[SheltieLover]

17. Always!

It springs eternal...

[Hugin]

14. Disappeared under a mound of flung poo.

It’s a shame when the corrective actions to bullying of the closest living relatives of Humans seem downright civilized in comparison to what the pinnacle of evolution can muster. I wonder if any troops have openings.



The loss of Jane Goodall is hitting me especially hard.

[SheltieLover]

18. . .

[GopherGal]

39. Would-be rescuers were stymied by inability to distinguish His Orangeness from the poo,

and overcome by the odor, per Secret Service reports.

[SheltieLover]

2. Fatal heart attack during dream that he was held personally liable for all his waste & the forthcoming lawsuits?

Haunted by Jane Goodall?

Stroked out over nutlick's eps bombshell? ( https://democraticunderground.com/1016414698 )

Gran mal seizure over Gov. Pritzker openly calling for the 25th Amendment? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220690918 )

Broke his flabby neck flinging catsup bottles at the walls over Jeffriea' ABC segment during which Jeffries put the full blame for govt shutdown squarely in repukes? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132157561 )

Fatal whiplash reading Newsom's most recent trolling? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220690958 )

Fatal rejection by magats over Ted Cruz's apparent admission that repugs want to protect their pedos? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220690988 )

Drown by National Flood Insurance claimants due to shutdown? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132157562 )

Karma threw a dart at the full list of excellent suggestions in all of Orrex's very popular threads & chose to act immediately?

Apoplectic fit over Jane Fonda relaunching the Committee for the First Amendment, the McCarthy-era committee founded by her father Henry Fonda, with the support of 550 celebrities? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220691114 )

Karma, thank you for your attention to all of these suggestions!

[malaise]

12. I'll take any or all

of them 😀

[SheltieLover]

20. Any one of our collective offerings will do!

Just one...

[surfered]

19. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you our thread winner!

[SheltieLover]

21. I'll pass along your kudos to my muses!

Ty!

[GopherGal]

41. The Hoover dam of Karma failed

due to cracks caused by lack of maintenance during the government shutdown, so the Lake Mead of Karma that had built up after decades of misdeeds flooded through.

[malaise]

4. No but

The chaos he has created will be killing lots of people

[SheltieLover]

9. This! 👆

[niyad]

24. Sadly, horrifyingly true.

[hlthe2b]

6. "WTF! Did he just fart or he completely decaying?"

[malaise]

13. Ha

😂

[PuraVidaDreamin]

7. Crashed and fallen over skanky matador vampire sTeVen M i L L e r 's daytime casket?

[SheltieLover]

10. Good one!

[Gimpyknee]

11. Nope

[surfered]

16. My prayer for the President

[SheltieLover]

22. From the mouths of babes...

[niyad]

23. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

26. It's not coming soon enough. His soul left his body a long time ago and he's brain dead.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

28. Pretty sure he never had a soul, but the braindead part is correct.

[SheltieLover]

36. Isn't that ths truth!

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[SheltieLover]

35. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[LymphocyteLover]

25. Who knows? As a friend says, maybe we all died during COVID and are now living in hell.

[surfered]

27. That would explain a lot.

[Gordcanuck]

29. Not yet because

he’s hanging in there for the next chapter of the rapture, not having paid attention to the first.

[SheltieLover]

37. It certainly would!

Like a 4 yr vaca, then the current nightmare!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

42. Ah, so this is purgatory...

There's still a chance for us?

[twodogsbarking]

30. Mayhem from State Farm does his thing to Trump.. Such a good neighbor.

[Joinfortmill]

31. No, but I believe his time is short...

He crossed the Rubicon with his Hitler like gathering of high ranking military commanders and his insane rantings.

[BComplex]

32. From your keyboard to gawd's ears!!

[Jerry2144]

33. Another disappointing day reading the front page news

Still no obituary on the front.

[Blue Owl]

34. Wandered off in a dementia-fueled haze, looking for his Nobel Peace Prize

Never to be seen again

[GopherGal]

40. Then stumbled onto ICE plane chartered to take Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Eswatini

Mistook a six-foot-five ICE agent for a flight attendant, attempted to grab their, er, kitty, and got himself defenestrated into the Atlantic Ocean.

[republianmushroom]

38. Didn't happen lsat night, last night wasn't to good of a night anyway.

Rain, would have gotten soaked, dancing in the street. But, fair today and tonight, maybe, hoping and praying.