Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Crushed by stampede of farmers seeking their $20B tariff-driven bailout?

Crushed by stampede of voters seeking their $2K-$3K tariff-driven bribes?

Crushed by sheer volume of Epstein files in which his name appears?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Always the optimist. And good morning. NT

[SheltieLover]

5. Morning, Jeeves. Welcome to the party!

Isn't Orrex the eternal optimist?

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Ordered a late night snack

and choked on a Mcnugget watching Laurence O'Donnell.

[SheltieLover]

3. Cankle explosion?

Flipped his wig upon seeing Newsom's recent trolling, depicting him as Marie Antoinette? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220692290 )

Stroked out when seeing Lukovich's cartoon? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220692863 )

Hope springs eternal...

[Gimpyknee]

4. Nope

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Was he ever alive?

[Orrex]

26. Now that's a fine question

[PuraVidaDreamin]

7. Brain explosion due to over-inflation of penis pump?

Ewwwwww Grossss

[AverageOldGuy]

8. My history with "Is he dead yet?"

When our good friend Orrex started his/her daiy examinations into the question of "Is he dead yet?," I must admit I was amused but after a few days I stopped reading.

Wife and I 7 months ago moved from the house we built 17 years ago on a few acres in deep red rural VA into a small apartment in densely populated Northern Virginia.

My habit is to get up around 0600, go to the apartment's gym and work out for about 90 minutes.

A few months ago, I found myself later in the morning checking out Orrex's daily post in hopes that the answer was "Yes."

Now I find that I can't wait for Orrex -- EVERY DAY upon waking up at arounD 0555, instead of lying there thinking about my workout, I reach for my phone on the nightstand and check CNN, MSNBC, and the WashPost online to see if he is dead yet.

THANK YOU, ORREX, FOR KEEPING THE FAITH AND KEEPING US INFORMED.

[malaise]

11. Ditto re first thread I check

Love it😀

[surfered]

17. Yup

[Buddyzbuddy]

9. Today it was reported, the Felon aka Bubbles Mcgee was crushed under the weight of

the statue of he and Epstein in the National Mall. There was nobody left working in D.C. to do the job and he was desperate to have it removed. The good news is the statue was undamaged and some good summaritan passersby were able to put it back up. When they left, Bubbles was left laying there in a puddle of his poop.

[malaise]

10. No but

Lutnick’s comments only keep Bestie Jeffrey front and center.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220693365

[surfered]

18. Epstein was blackmailing men who got a massage?

Please tell us who!

[malaise]

20. Bwaaah haha!

😂😂😂

[hlthe2b]

12. "Well, he's given us nothing to celebrate, but there is this!" *WOW!!!*

Last edited Fri Oct 3, 2025, 05:08 PM - Edit history (1)

**true or AI, still smile-inducing..." (and I've seen horses trained to jump like this, albeit not with a rope)

On edit: apparently IS real per this CBS blurb (I am not sure why the video isn't rendering for me, but it is the guy and horse above being discussed):
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wow-horse-and-rider-jumping-rope/

[twodogsbarking]

13. Firework factories are working overtime to meet the demand. Firework stores to remain open 24/7 when the happy day comes

[twodogsbarking]

14. A troop of chimps rips him to pieces.

Thanks Jane.

[surfered]

19. A group of gorillas or a congress of baboons

[twodogsbarking]

22. I know where we can find a congress of baboons.

[Orrex]

24. lol that was yesterday!

[bdamomma]

15. Hopefully

He will be challenged.

[surfered]

16. Suffocated under a pile of unsold soybeans..

..and plowed under to fertilize a new rose garden at the White House.

[niyad]

21. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

23. Hold the vision..

Soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Marthe48]

25. Life tries to imitates art

Miller tried to film an alternate ending of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, using all of his henchmen as props, with traitor felon directing. He envisioned the triumph of evil when they opened the Ark, but the Power of Good flared out and destroyed the whole filthy gang.
There was so much fat on traitor felon that he fueled the very fire that freed us of tyranny.

A girl can enjoy daydreaming

[Orrex]

27. These threads draw some delightfully creative replies

Almost invariably better than the OP itself!

[niyad]

29. Your OP's are the Muses that inspire all the others.

[Orrex]

30. .

[Marthe48]

31. Thank you

There is a short period of time between the first and second cup of coffee where I can blend fantasy and function

My Internet went down as I tried to reply, so this might appear twice. Bad timing!

[niyad]

28. And the rest of us can share in enjoying that daydream.

[ShazzieB]

32. Murdered by a murder of crows?

That has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Just imagine this is Schlump instead of Homer Simpson...

[republianmushroom]

33. No. Not yet, damn. Just another day closer.

[GopherGal]

34. Crushed by stampede of generals and admirals

rushing to submit their travel reimbursement paperwork in hopes of getting their reimbursement before the shutdown (or before Krasnov bankrupts the whole government).