Here is a version of the proposed trump coin that made me smile

[LetMyPeopleVote]

I would approve of a waiver of the legal prohibition on living persons being on currency if this the coin that is going to be printed

Link to tweet

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. How about a 3 dollar bill? . . . . nt

[multigraincracker]

2. Wood nickel?

[Hugin]

3. Eh, a plugged nickel would be ideal too.

Because, it’s literal.

Reference: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/plug_nickel

[Aristus]

4. When you consider the fate of the Susan B. Anthony dollar,

and the Sacajawea dollar, sitting uncirculated in warehouses somewhere, useless and unwanted, a Trump dollar would fit right in.

[generalbetrayus]

5. Unlike the Susan B. Anthony dollar and the Sacagawea dollar, people might accept the Trump dollar in order to:

(1) spit on it, repeatedly;
(2) boil it in oil;
(3) put it on a railroad track as a train is approaching;
(4) place it in a urinal for others to enjoy.

[rurallib]

6. would love to see something with a prison jumpsuit

and handcuffs - hell, a ball and chain would be a nice touch, also.
In stead of "IN GAWD WE TRUST" it could saw "No Nobels" or "Justice Prevails"

[mwb970]

7. I would refuse to accept such a coin if it existed.

I would not want to touch it and I certainly would not carry it in my pocket.

[Old Crank]

8. My wife likes that.

3 dollar bill is a good idea also

[sop]

9. They could call it a "plug nickel."

As in "not worth a plug nickel."

[eppur_se_muova]

10. So now Turnip is lying about the year of his birth ?

And couldn't the year of death be ... you know ... a little more 'optimal' ?