Trump described how Obama & Biden walk down stairs, how he walks down stairs, and said he likes thick paper.

[Miles Archer]

At the conclusion of Hegseth’s immature rant about beards, killer ethos and real men, Trump stepped into the spotlight like it was a MAGA rally.

Meandering from topic to topic for more than an hour, Trump mused on his fondness for the television show Victory at Sea, asserted his claim to a Nobel Peace Prize, criticized how former Presidents Obama and Biden walk down stairs, described how he walks down stairs, insulted “radical Democrats,” declared his love for tariffs, attacked Biden or his autopen 11 times, criticized how military ships “look,” mentioned making Canada the 51st state, and described the kind of thick paper he prefers to use when signing promotions.

Trump bizarrely told the officers he’d ended more than six wars, even though many people in the room continue to work on his “resolved” conflicts as they rage on. He also repeatedly mentioned nuclear weapons.

“I rebuilt our nuclear … I call it the N-word. There are two N-words, and you can’t use either of them.”

https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/2674148440/

[struggle4progress]

1. Guess hims mama musty dropped that boy on hims head morn one time

bless hims pointy lil heart

[Irish_Dem]

2. This is a serous national security issue.

Totally incapable of holding the most powerful job in the world.

[niyad]

3. He is incapable of holding any legitimate job.

[Irish_Dem]

8. I am hard pressed to come up with any job he could hold.

[Conjuay]

9. Straight jacket tester.

Your welcome.

[Irish_Dem]

10. Yep.

[travelingthrulife]

4. And that whole completely deranged speech enters the memory hole.

[hatrack]

5. What about bringing back battleships!?! That was my favoritest part of all!!!

[WmChris]

6. His penis projection

Battleships had big guns sticking out like erections his little mushroom can only dream of.

[PatSeg]

7. He thinks the world is one big movie

and he's writing the script. Awful movie of course and ridiculous script.

[democratsruletheday]

11. just whatever random topic comes to the top of his dementia riddled brain....

NO one cares about walking down stairs ya senile old fucker. But if I did, I'd sing this song to tOrange stain:

"He walks downs stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes some sickly sounds....a thing, a thing a sleezy thing....everyone knows it's Trumpler, it's Trumpler it's Trumpler he's a piece of shit, it's Trumpler, it's Trumpler, everyone knows he's heinous"