Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Smoke inhalation from golfing while Rome burns?

Infected paper cut while using his preferred "thick paper?"

Tumbled to his death while imitating how he thinks Obama walks down steps?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Overwhelming desire to be on US coin prompted suicide?

Drown in catsup due to tantrum-fueled flinging over fed judge issuing restraining order regarding national guard deployment to Portland? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220698409 )

With hurt fee fees over General McCaffrey's criticism, slob slipped & fell out a window? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220698448 )

Learning that 59% of rethug voters back ACA subsidies, kraznov blew a gasket? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220698445 )

Old man yelling at cloud wandered off the roof?

[surfered]

3. This?

https://i.ibb.co/DH4c5JZt/IMG-9358.webp

[niyad]

7. Any or all, all at once.

[Orrex]

9. Excellent! With links for documentation!

[malaise]

11. Love them all

Rec😀

[surfered]

2. Trump suffers cardiac arrest after learning his campaign's spiritual adviser is convicted of child sexual abuse.

https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/robert-morris-guilty-child-sex-abuse-trump-gateway-church-rcna235448

The apparent cause wasn’t shock, but fear it would increase pressure to release the Epstein Files.

Trump will be buried along with The Files with full military honors.

[sop]

4. On the off chance he passed during the night...

[CTyankee]

24. I love that sign! it's perfect for Slobbo!

[gordianot]

5. I wonder if this question alone is setting a record for DU recommendations.

If not it should.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. Ours too. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[Jerry2144]

8. alas, poor Yorrick

He's not in hell.

yet

[malaise]

10. No but

His pedo pastor is heading to prison for a very light sentence.

[surfered]

19. Pedo is apparently not a big deal anymore, even after all the QAnon claims .

You might think they were projecting when they were worried about all the grooming going in.

The real crime now is protesting or criticizing the Dear Leader.

[malaise]

21. They are projecting

QED

[bluestarone]

12. Not yet, i hear there is HUGE protests going on in HELL!

The DEVIL is dealing with MILLIONS and MILLIONS of protesters to keep that bastard out of HELL!!

[hlthe2b]

13. Not to worry about your 'trusted advisor,' Stephen Miller. He doesn't look dangerous...

only a 'little' rabid ... (albeit sufficiently)

[Ocelot II]

14. The Nobel Peace Prize winner will be announced on October 10.

That announcement just might do it. Stay tuned.

[twodogsbarking]

18. Obama.

[Wicked Blue]

16. The makeup washes off his hand, revealing greenish black scales

that prove he is turning into a Lizard Man.

Mike Pence sends him a poisoned fly, and the rest is history.

[Orrex]

17. Both are excellent ideas.

[twodogsbarking]

20. He was tricked into thinking he was going to be on 60 Minutes but instead it was The View. He just dissapeared.

[ShazzieB]

29. Disappeared from View?

Good one!

[gfarber]

22. The Bootlicking

In Brussels Trump scribbled a note,
With flair, as if signing a quote.
“Allies owe me their might—
Say it loud, say it right!”
And they bowed, just to keep the boat afloat.

What he craved was not truth, nor a fact,
But applause for the ego he lacked.
If you kneeled and obeyed,
You were handsomely paid—
Though the world stood aghast and ransacked.

He knew not what NATO was for,
Just that “thirty-three billion” meant more.
“Say I made them all pay!”
So they did, for that day—
Just to push the mad show out the door.

He declared what was real with a grin,
Though he’d no clue of how to begin.
Like a wizard of lies,
He’d recast the skies—
And pretend that the facts were his kin.

Before generals, slurring and slow,
He performed with a dubious glow.
No logic or grace,
Just a loud, vacant face—
Yet the audience nodded, “Bravo!”

He made crisis from vapor and smoke,
Sent in men with a gun and a cloak.
No riot, no war—
Just a fascist encore,
While the rule of law started to choke.

It takes guts to be stupid and loud,
To deceive with your head in a cloud.
But with no shame at all,
He would climb, he would brawl—
And somehow still dazzle the crowd.

He's a paradox wrapped in a sneer,
Too dumb to spell “dictator,” yet here.
Not smart, but commanding,
Through tantrums and branding—
A farce that still summoned real fear.

He revealed that our system’s a shell,
That good faith holds it barely as well.
So now others may come,
With the same beating drum—
And no qualms 'bout unleashing pure hell.

He’s proof that the worst can still win,
With a wallet and gold-plated grin.
No wisdom or worth,
Yet he scorched half the earth—
And now others will mimic his sin.

[republianmushroom]

23. Not last night, damn, just another day close.

He going to drag this out, but it will happen. Yup it will.

[Gimpyknee]

25. Nope

[no_hypocrisy]

26. I'm losing my patience . . . .

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. I hate waking up and finding that trump is still POTUS

[Blue Owl]

28. Goddamnit just fucking die already

DIE!

[ShazzieB]

30. You mean he's NOT dead yet?

[Joinfortmill]

31. No, but praying every night God sends him home to Satan.