Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Taken out by IDF commandos after he ridiculed Netanyahu?

Run over by Texas National Guard tank on its way to invade some other state?

Stroked out in rage when he tried and failed to stream The Life of a Showgirl?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly, not yet, but there is time for karma to make the world's wish come true

[surfered]

2. Sadly no!

But please hurry. Some of us have champagne chilling

[hlthe2b]

3. "Hey Bub... I've got something to tell you and you're not gonna like it!"

"But wait! There is this!"


"AND maybe this!"


"So, maybe tomorrow?"

[twodogsbarking]

7. Would you like fries with that, thing?

[SheltieLover]

9. And several buckets of kfc, dripping with grease

[LetMyPeopleVote]

4. We are waiting for trump to make America great again

[malaise]

5. No but

For obvious reasons, more and more folks are calling for the 25th to be invoked

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220700360

[surfered]

10. Truly.

[twodogsbarking]

6. Chewed to pieces by a herd of rabbits. Good bunnies.

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to drream.

[surfered]

11. Should be plenty cold by now. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

13. Ridiculously cold!

[SheltieLover]

12. Keep it on ice, until slobby is.

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[malaise]

14. Swap with

him😀

[2MuchNoise]

15. Somebody please pop his effin' cork.

[Blue Full Moon]

16. Sooner rather than later

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220700729

[Farmer-Rick]

17. Disappears and never comes back

He is going to take one of his twice monthly disappearances for medical reasons and then he'll never come back. All his minions will pretend he's alive until Melania starts giving his speeches.

[Gimpyknee]

18. Nope

[Blue Owl]

19. Memo to the Grim Reaper: REAP, damn you, REAP!!!

[AllaN01Bear]

20. NO ! ded burn it. :(

[Wicked Blue]

21. Succumbed to Mad Cow Disease

from contaminated hamburger

[republianmushroom]

22. THe bad news, not yet, the good news we are a day closer.

It will happen.