Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell to his death while practicing a dance routine for Turning Point's asinine halftime show?

Fatal case of measles after further decimating the CDC?

Stroked out from being in such exceptional health?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[surfered]

1. Diane Keaton was 79. Trump is 79. Just saying...

[Takket]

3. Mother Nature is doing a piss poor job these days.

[surfered]

23. Sadly, yes 😢

[surfered]

2. They're already practicing Turning Points' planned half time show

[SheltieLover]

20. You win the thread!

Fucking nazis!

[EarthFirst]

4. This mal-administration needs more high rise/rooftop meetings...

…maybe in Moscow or St. Petersburg.

Plenty of windows.

For sunlight of course.

Can’t very well read in the dark…

[surfered]

24. Defenestration opportunities

[LymphocyteLover]

5. One ragegasm too many? I mean I know his heart is 14 years younger than his biological age and all

but how much rage and bile and ire can his heart take???

[hlthe2b]

6. "What do you mean I'm too fat to be CIC--have you seen that guy 'faking' it now?"

"Oh, and my doc says I'm in perfect health too--so step aside, Trumpy!"

[milestogo]

9. At first I read step aside, Tummy!

[hlthe2b]

13. I probably meant to say "Tubby" (but didn't want to confuse with the perpetual Senate moron, Tuberville)

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. Finally went to church

hit by lightning as he tried to enter.

[milestogo]

8. Today, I hope.

Today is a good day for that.

[republianmushroom]

10. Damn, not last night, but we are another day closer.

The Gods be willing, soon.

[Blue Owl]

11. Failed so far upwards he is now oxygen-deprived

[malaise]

12. No but

Apparently he went to Walter Reid for vaccine updates despite the fact that all his vaccines (which they bad talk for other people) are available at the WH.
Something is seriously wrong with and it’s more than dementia.

[SheltieLover]

18. Absolutely!

And, if vaxes are so "bad," why would he get them?

[surfered]

26. Here's hoping 🙏

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

17. Soon...

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Dancing shoes ready, but rapidly wearing out from impatient tapping.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

19. Yes, my shoe budget has been overdrawn!

[SheltieLover]

21. I'll need to take a 2nd mortgage soon...

[niyad]

25. Then we pray he leaves very soon. The interest rates are a disgrace.

[SheltieLover]

37. Indeed!

[surfered]

27. Well I'm not getting any younger...🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Hoping my chillingvchampagne doesn’t go flat

[SheltieLover]

38. Keep it on ice ungil he is!

[SheltieLover]

15. Because he would not stop for death, death kindly stopped for him? (Dickinson, paraphrased)

[surfered]

28. You take the high brow and I'll take the low brow...

It’s a team effort 🙏

[SheltieLover]

39. ...

[MiHale]

16. Not yet, but the comets of doom are still coming.

[CaptainTruth]

22. Today's meme

[surfered]

29. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa....

[niyad]

30. Stolen, and shared widely.

[electric_blue68]

34. Snort! 😄

[SheltieLover]

40. Bazinga!

[Sneederbunk]

31. Prostate exam gone wrong.

[Orrex]

33. Aye, there's the rub.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. We are waiting for that big beautiful obituary

[electric_blue68]

35. Baaaahahahahaaaaa! TY!

Well done, or well found! 😄👍

[True Dough]

36. We'll frame this cover if/when it comes true: