Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heartbroken that Prince Andrew stopped returning his calls?

Poisoned by fake "gold" crown that he bought at Home Depot?

Overwhelmed to meet Lee Greenwood at the anti-Superbowl halftime show?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. When you least expect it, you can expect it.

[SheltieLover]

2. Fell off the train on the way to Hawaii?

Many more written, but DU is not allowing me to paste them, sadly.

[surfered]

7. Ha! The train to Crazy Town.

[SheltieLover]

34. Link...

www.democraticunderground.com/100220728558

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Murdered by George Santos

Who stole his identity and took his place.
Melania is happy.

[sop]

4. Only a matter of time...

[Joinfortmill]

13. About 5 years from diagnosis. But cheer up, he will become

quite depiliated before then.

[Farmer-Rick]

27. I can not believe how he eats

A GOPer talked about a flight he took with pedo Trump. He was kind of bragging at how the pedo eats.

He said that aside from large McDonald's fries handed to him as he steps on the airplane, Trump had a fish fillet sandwich, a quarter pounder and a big Mac waiting for him at his chair. Several of those sandwiches were doubled up in that another patty or fried fish fillet was added to his sandwiches. This was a routine lunch for the pedo.

Yeah, he's a heart attack waiting to happen. I bet he's got type 2 Diabetes also. You can't eat all those carbs and fat without some repercussions.

[niyad]

41. So two scoops for more than just ice cream.

[2naSalit]

5. He's not just...

Past his jail time, he's past his due date.

[Dave Bowman]

18. And apparently the stench is horrible.

[Hugin]

38. A watery partial cup of mayo based potato salad left in a hot roadside bin several days ago.

But, I’ll be darned if the MAGAts don’t grab it and take a few spoonfuls every chance they get.

[Dulcinea]

6. Went into cardiac arrest at the sight of all the No Kings protests.

I'm planning to march today in suburban Atlanta.

[surfered]

8. He's not the brightest bulb in the lamp.

[Joinfortmill]

15. Millions mourned that day.. Today millions would cheer.

[SheltieLover]

35. ...

[electric_blue68]

43. Omg, that was my reaction!

[malaise]

9. No but

He’s about to discover that millions of Americans have no intention of being ruled by a fascist king

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

20. I'm just hoping I get to see that day.🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

37. We'll have to see it because they will never admit it.

[Grim Chieftain]

28. Love your optimism, niyad

The day is young!

[SheltieLover]

36. Hold the vision!

Soon... 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[twodogsbarking]

11. Clubbed to dead with a bottle of unopened bubbly.

Take than Niyad.

[niyad]

14. It better be the cheap stuff!!!

[twodogsbarking]

16. It had better be a hard bottle to smash that pumpkin.

[niyad]

19. Of course!

[surfered]

21. 😂

[malaise]

23. Bwaaaah

😂😀😂

[MiHale]

12. Donnie!...you want the best, the biggest of all time...this is all for you...

Watch all the millions of people today that have the biggest, best most beautiful HATE for you.

YOU want bigger? DIE….Those millions you see today will at least quadruple WORLDWIDE!

It will be the best, the biggest, the loudest, most beautiful FUNERAL of all time.

So grab a McDouble and some fries…make it two…enjoy and clog up.

[Joinfortmill]

17. Whoa! Lol!

[malaise]

22. You win the thread today

[littlemissmartypants]

24. People are saying...

A funeral like no one has ever seen before... 🤞

[electric_blue68]

44. Snort! They'll hear us Cheering on Mars it'll be THAT Loud!

😄😄😄

[hlthe2b]

25. Even the pissed off animals are against "King" Orange Menace today...

"
Enough! Just Enough!"



"My feathers are ruffled!"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Sadly, no. But he is very sick and he is dying.

Link to tweet

[electric_blue68]

45. I guess it's AI but Day-um - funny!

[oldinmtdem92]

29. today hopeing it

puts him over the edge. see all the people that think you suck .

[txwhitedove]

30. Not dead. I still ask Alexa everyday and she says he's still alive. Refuses to answer questions

about No Kings Day. Damn it.

[fargone]

31. Severe chills caused by loss of dome hair...

... and refusal to wear a toque while riding in an open coal car on the train to Hawaii.

[Grim Chieftain]

32. Maybe he'll blow a gasket watching the rallies against him

We can only hope.

[republianmushroom]

33. Damn, the little convicted felon is still alive.

[WiVoter]

39. No,

But each day that goes by is one step closer.

[Dulcinea]

42. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[ShazzieB]

40. Had an "unfortunate" encounter with the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger?