BREAKING: FAA Recommends Royal Diaper for King Trump to Prevent "Golden Showers" from the Sky
**BREAKING: FAA Recommends Royal Diaper for King Trump to Prevent "Golden Showers" from the Sky**
In a bold new aviation advisory sure to make headlines and history books alike, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has issued a *very special* recommendation just for King Trump: wear a presidential-grade adult diaper when traveling by air, for the safety and sanitation of those below.
The advisory came after reports that the former president, now self-declared monarch of all golf carts and golden elevators, may have *occasional airborne "incidents"* during his luxurious flights aboard Trump Force One.
*"We just can't have another situation like last week,"* said one anonymous air traffic controller, clutching a stained umbrella. *"Citizens of Des Moines deserve better."*
According to close aides, King Trump has rejected the idea of a royal diaper, calling it *“fake news,”* *“a hoax,”* and *“something only Sleepy Joe would wear.”* Instead, he insists that his body is *“the most powerful, most well-trained digestive system in history—many people are saying it.”*
However, internal reports suggest otherwise. Staff aboard the plane have reportedly been issued hazmat suits labeled “Covfefe Containment Unit,” and multiple cleaning crews have filed for hazard pay.
In a move of compromise, MAGA supporters have begun sewing custom “Trump Diapers” embroidered with eagles, flags, and tiny golden toilets. Early prototypes include built-in Twitter access and a voice-activated flush that shouts, *“You’re fired!”*
While King Trump continues to fly high—both literally and in his own mind—the rest of the country is just hoping the skies stay clear… of anything else.
As the old saying goes: heavy is the head that wears the crown—but heavier still is the load that falls from 30,000 feet.
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*Coming up next: Should Mar-a-Lago be declared a sovereign state? And if so, can we build a wall around it?*
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Scaring the crap out of him...
