Jojo from Jersey on Speaker Mike Johnson:

[applegrove]

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/subscribe?utm_campaign=email-subscribe&next=https%3A%2F%2Fjojofromjerz.substack.com%2Fp%2Fholy-shit-mike-johnson

Because I sure as shit am not a biblical scholar, but I know enough to know this: Moses didn’t block the Red Sea to protect the pharaoh. He didn’t stand at the edge yelling, “You’re hurting Pharaoh’s feelings.” He didn’t roll his eyes at the Israelites and say, “Who paid you to march?” He lifted his staff, split the damn water, and got shit done, something you wouldn’t understand if God personally handed you a to-do list and a GPS.

You are not Moses. You are not righteous. You are not brave.

You are a coward in cufflinks, a fraud in a prayer circle, a malfunctioning sermon in human form. And history will remember you as exactly what you are, the man who mistook cowardice for faith, corruption for leadership, and silence for salvation.

And when the truth finally floods the gates you’ve been guarding, I hope you can swim, Mike. Because the sea is rising.

[lastlib]

1. Nicely put, Jojo! n/t

[Chasstev365]

2. Mic Drop!

[MyOwnPeace]

3. Outstanding!

Wish someone would read it to him!

[oasis]

4. Mikey Mouse ain't Moses.That's for damn sure.

[Ray Bruns]

5. "a malfunctioning sermon in human form"

[MacKasey]

6. Mike Johnson works for the Devil!

[Paladin]

7. Pretty clear who Johnson's true lord and savior is.

And it ain't Jesus, anymore.

[Bob_in_VA]

13. Question for you

Whatever gave you the idea that Jesus ever was his lord and savior?

[Paladin]

15. The first 546,932 times he proclaimed it in public.

Hey, I never said I believed the little scumbag...

[soldierant]

20. In C. S. Lewis's "The Screwtape Letters"

he suggests that demon basic training includes learning to "transform yourself into an angel of light as a parade ground exercise." Johnson must have been blinded by the light.

[dedl67]

23. Yes, the demon Screwtape describes how many self-righteous self-described 'religious' persons serve Satan

"All said and done, my friends, it will be an ill day for us if what most humans mean be "Religion" ever vanishes from earth. It can still serve us the most delicious sins. Nowhere do we tempt so successfully as on the very steps of the alter."

Screwtape, page 15 of "Screwtape Proposes a Toast" by C. S. Lewis

Mikey, he's talking about you.

[soldierant]

24. I recognized that that was from the toast - and yes, I agree.

[Joinfortmill]

8. You go, girl!

[COL Mustard]

9. The thing about JoJo is....

I can never tell what she's actually thinking!

[NCDem47]

10. And "alleged" Grindr user

People are saying!

[JoseBalow]

11. "Moses Mike"

[duhneece]

12. Thank you, JoJo. You ranted for me

..so I don’t have to this morning.
Thank you, too, applegrove.

[BWdem4life]

14. Is there a linkthat doesn' require subscription? nt

[applegrove]

17. I know no shortcut around substack. I'm not that internet literate.

[wiggs]

16. Well put. Will have to start following her. nt

[godsentme]

18. JoJo can f#cking write

Love her

[1WorldHope]

19. Damn, preach it! You hit that nail on the head!

[calimary]

21. Sheesh, you're good!

“…You are a coward in cufflinks, a fraud in a prayer circle, a malfunctioning sermon in human form. And history will remember you as exactly what you are, the man who mistook cowardice for faith, corruption for leadership, and silence for salvation.
And when the truth finally floods the gates you’ve been guarding, I hope you can swim, Mike. Because the sea is rising.”

Holy Cannoli!, applegrove! Absolutely MASTERFUL.

[applegrove]

22. I know it.