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Orrex

(66,627 posts) Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:10 AM Oct 22

Is he dead yet?

Strangled by Don Jr., who misunderstood the plan to change Coke?

Preemptively stabbed by a well-known Prime Minister?

Vaporized by a certain PA Senator's proposed nuclear option?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Oct 22 OP

Bwaaaaaah😂😀 malaise Oct 22 #1

I'm grateful to have you, SheltieLover and niyad watching out for me! Orrex Oct 22 #3

My pleasure! SheltieLover Oct 22 #7

What SheltieLover said! niyad Oct 22 #20

We love you, Orrex. ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 22 #21

Aw shucks! Orrex Oct 22 #27

We sure do! SheltieLover Oct 22 #41

Empty head mistaken by demolition crew for something belonging to US taxpayers? SheltieLover Oct 22 #2

Executed by Lady Justice surfered Oct 22 #4

Good one! SheltieLover Oct 22 #8

That would make a great AI video! Martin Eden Oct 22 #25

No but malaise Oct 22 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 22 #6

Hold the vision SheltieLover Oct 22 #10

Someday this nightmare will end 🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾 surfered Oct 22 #12

Soon... SheltieLover Oct 22 #16

As much as I enjoy these threads EYESORE 9001 Oct 22 #9

... SheltieLover Oct 22 #11

They might be replaced with, "Is he still dead?" Harker Oct 22 #18

Like Chevy Chase on primordial SNL Weekend Updates EYESORE 9001 Oct 22 #33

That's precisely what caused me to think along those lines. Harker Oct 22 #36

My admonition to those charged with interring those wretched remains, dear Harker, EYESORE 9001 Oct 22 #40

Yes, deep. Harker Oct 22 #42

Exactly what I thought; reading EYESORE's post #9! electric_blue68 Oct 23 #51

Overslept, could not be roused from bed Martin Eden Oct 22 #13

ROFL malaise Oct 22 #14

Hey now! Orrex Oct 22 #15

😆 Hahaha! littlemissmartypants Oct 22 #22

Now there's another AI video ultralite001 Oct 22 #38

LOL - I have another scenario which I posted in this daily thread some months ago Martin Eden Oct 22 #39

Priceless... ultralite001 Oct 22 #46

Karmic Justice Martin Eden Oct 22 #47

Wrecking ball dislodges chunk of East Wing Wicked Blue Oct 22 #17

Haha malaise Oct 22 #19

Crashed his shit jet after realizing he couldn't fly. It was a big beautiful crash. twodogsbarking Oct 22 #23

Nice! Orrex Oct 22 #24

Asphyxiated himself GopherGal Oct 22 #44

His ass gas could power a jet I bet. twodogsbarking Oct 22 #45

You almost owed me a keyboard. Prairie_Seagull Oct 22 #26

Lightning strike thinkingagain Oct 22 #28

Red lightning facilitating his malaise Oct 22 #35

Only thing that is incredibly amazing thinkingagain Oct 22 #49

Same here malaise Oct 22 #50

A patriotic secret service agent? QueerDuck Oct 22 #29

Rumor has it, very very soon! hlthe2b Oct 22 #30

Rod Serling sicks the earwig on Trump. twodogsbarking Oct 22 #31

Bit by rabid bat on Halloween Phentex Oct 22 #32

That poor bat! Orrex Oct 22 #43

Nope, not yesterday or last nigh, damn, republianmushroom Oct 22 #34

When, dammit??? 😡 😠 🤬 LetMyPeopleVote Oct 22 #37

Is hec dead yet? NO, DAMMIT! 😡 ShazzieB Oct 22 #48

Don't post this in certain Ohio counties, or they'll throw you out of the fair! Jack Valentino Oct 23 #52

malaise

(292,370 posts)

1. Bwaaaaaah😂😀

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:11 AM

Oct 22

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220739847

Orrex

(66,627 posts)

3. I'm grateful to have you, SheltieLover and niyad watching out for me!

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:15 AM

Oct 22

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

7. My pleasure!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:27 AM

Oct 22

niyad

(129,391 posts)

20. What SheltieLover said!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:50 AM

Oct 22

littlemissmartypants

(31,506 posts)

21. We love you, Orrex. ❤️

Reply to Orrex (Reply #3)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:52 AM

Oct 22

Orrex

(66,627 posts)

27. Aw shucks!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #21)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 09:09 AM

Oct 22

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

41. We sure do!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #21)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 11:41 AM

Oct 22

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

2. Empty head mistaken by demolition crew for something belonging to US taxpayers?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:12 AM

Oct 22

Drown in enormous heap of vomit from taxpayers seeing pictures of the East Wing?

Flipped his yak fuzz wig over pictures of East Wing destruction being released?

Expired from self-inflicted injuries during toddler tantrum which spontaneously occurred when some rethug senators told him "no?" ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016415999 )

surfered

(11,258 posts)

4. Executed by Lady Justice

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:19 AM

Oct 22

President Trump met his demise when Lady Justice removed her blindfold, stepped off her pedestal. dropped the scales, drew her sword, and lopped off his head.

Before returning to her statuary form, she was heard to say, “Somebody had to do it.”

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

8. Good one!

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:27 AM

Oct 22

Martin Eden

(15,327 posts)

25. That would make a great AI video!

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 09:02 AM

Oct 22

Perhaps she can get him when he steps out of his King Trump fecal bomber.

malaise

(292,370 posts)

5. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:21 AM

Oct 22

Jack Smith may be our Eliot Ness

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220739360

niyad

(129,391 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:22 AM

Oct 22

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

10. Hold the vision

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:29 AM

Oct 22

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(11,258 posts)

12. Someday this nightmare will end 🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:33 AM

Oct 22

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

16. Soon...

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:39 AM

Oct 22

👠👠👠👠👠👠

Waiting is tiresome!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

EYESORE 9001

(29,431 posts)

9. As much as I enjoy these threads

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:29 AM

Oct 22

somehow, I don’t think I’ll miss them when they’re gone

SheltieLover

(76,288 posts)

11. ...

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #9)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:30 AM

Oct 22

Harker

(17,326 posts)

18. They might be replaced with, "Is he still dead?"

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #9)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:41 AM

Oct 22

Last edited Wed Oct 22, 2025, 10:07 AM - Edit history (1)

EYESORE 9001

(29,431 posts)

33. Like Chevy Chase on primordial SNL Weekend Updates

Reply to Harker (Reply #18)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 10:12 AM

Oct 22

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Harker

(17,326 posts)

36. That's precisely what caused me to think along those lines.

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #33)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 10:36 AM

Oct 22

As it pertains to Trumpsky, his continued lifelessness will bring comfort to many, and joy to many more.

EYESORE 9001

(29,431 posts)

40. My admonition to those charged with interring those wretched remains, dear Harker,

Reply to Harker (Reply #36)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 11:38 AM

Oct 22

is that they bury him deep

Harker

(17,326 posts)

42. Yes, deep.

Reply to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #40)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 11:53 AM

Oct 22

In several locations distant from each other.

electric_blue68

(25,691 posts)

51. Exactly what I thought; reading EYESORE's post #9!

Reply to Harker (Reply #18)

Thu Oct 23, 2025, 01:09 AM

Oct 23

Martin Eden

(15,327 posts)

13. Overslept, could not be roused from bed

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:35 AM

Oct 22

Not even when MacDonald french fries were stuck up his nose.

malaise

(292,370 posts)

14. ROFL

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:36 AM

Oct 22

😂😂

Orrex

(66,627 posts)

15. Hey now!

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:39 AM

Oct 22

littlemissmartypants

(31,506 posts)

22. 😆 Hahaha!

Reply to Orrex (Reply #15)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:54 AM

Oct 22

ultralite001

(2,355 posts)

38. Now there's another AI video

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #13)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 11:13 AM

Oct 22

Dying to happen…

Krasnov stretched out in his jammies…
French fries stuck up his nose
Jr holding the mirror, watching for signs of life + breath…

(MAGAs would do this ‘cuz — science)

Jr, after waiting a few minutes…
Removes a fry
Aimlessly Inserts it into ketchup
While gazing at Krasnov…
Munch… munch…
Repeats w/ the second fry…
Dips it in ketchup
Mindlessly munching
While standing alongside Krasnov’s lifeless husk…

It could happen… it could be repeated w/ all Krasnov’s sick-o-phants

Do you want more fries w/ that, Jr??? Eric??? JD???

Martin Eden

(15,327 posts)

39. LOL - I have another scenario which I posted in this daily thread some months ago

Reply to ultralite001 (Reply #38)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 11:28 AM

Oct 22

Krasnov is posting on his phone while sitting on his golden throne depositing his last digested Happy Meal.

The phone slips from his tiny hands into the putrid slop.

He stands up, spins around, trips over the trousers arounds his cankles, hits his head on the toilet rim, then drowns in his own shit

ultralite001

(2,355 posts)

46. Priceless...

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #39)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 01:22 PM

Oct 22

It could happen...

🤣🤣🤣

Martin Eden

(15,327 posts)

47. Karmic Justice

Reply to ultralite001 (Reply #46)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 01:28 PM

Oct 22

America has been figuratively drowning in his shit for ten years now.

Wicked Blue

(8,417 posts)

17. Wrecking ball dislodges chunk of East Wing

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:40 AM

Oct 22

The Chunk o' Doom soars into the Gilded Oval Office, narrowly missing the red emergency Diet Coke button, but scores a direct hit into his ratty toupee and orange noggin.

malaise

(292,370 posts)

19. Haha

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #17)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:50 AM

Oct 22

😀

twodogsbarking

(17,516 posts)

23. Crashed his shit jet after realizing he couldn't fly. It was a big beautiful crash.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 08:56 AM

Oct 22

Orrex

(66,627 posts)

24. Nice!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #23)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 09:01 AM

Oct 22

GopherGal

(2,784 posts)

44. Asphyxiated himself

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #23)

Wed Oct 22, 2025, 12:29 PM

Oct 22

after flying his shit-bomber too high without an oxygen mask over his nose (for fear of smudging his makeup.) Blackbox records of the audio showed his oxygen-deprived babbling was indistinguishable from the nonsense he spewed in his last speech.