Trump lifts leg, sprays his scent, marks his territory, and voila..."The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom."

[Miles Archer]

Trump likely to name White House ballroom after himself, officials say
Officials are referring to it as "The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom."
By Katherine Faulders
October 24, 2025, 2:43 PM

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-white-house-ballroom-after-officials/story?id=126843455

Trump will likely name his new $300 million White House ballroom after himself, according to senior administration officials.

Already, officials are referring to it as "The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom." That name will likely stick, ABC News was told.

Trump has not publicly said what he intends to name the ballroom, but he is known for branding his construction projects after himself -- and it appears this project will be no different.

[calimary]

1. Why wouldn't he?

Not an ounce of humility with this S.O.B.

I hope the next president after him will tear it all down again. And rebuild what that dick was so anxious to get rid of.

[Igel]

2. Humility's not much of a virtue these days.

Most of my juniors and seniors think it's an insane idea. And they point to a lot of songs--mostly rap/hip-hop, to be honest--to justify it. Braggadocio is the new humility. And if you're Italian-American and 'feel' your roots, you'd better geminate that /g/ . And, erroneously the < c >.

[tanyev]

3. Here's hoping his redistricting scheme backfires spectacularly.

Then it can be called The President Donald J. Trump Dummymander.

[Swede]

4. I'd call it the Ha-Hacienda.

[bamagal62]

5. Epstein Ballroom