There's not ONE DOUBT that this is true!

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[Irish_Dem]

1. MAGAs are monkey see, monkey do.

[2naSalit]

2. Well...

They put sanitary napkins on their ears and wore diapers and red hats with stupid slogans on them, too. They'll ride a bus to stand in the freezing wind for hours and then find themselves abandoned in the dark; they'll eat horse de-wormer then storm the capitol; listen to wango-tango-boi and kid shlock and they'll still trust these murderers with their lives.

[joshdawg]

3. Nothing like cuttin' off your nose

to spite your face.

"I'm gonna tear down my house to show support for my president."

My aching back! Talk about stupid!

[cachukis]

4. To be replaced by dance halls.

[Tetrachloride]

5. the hokey pokey

[Seinan Sensei]

6. Is the ballroom tall enough for Giraffes?

Y’know … so Mango Mussolini can do his ‘dance’?

[cachukis]

9. Clearly, even Spock cannot find the logic.

[taxi]

7. Right wingers living in cars will be easy to spot

1. Everyone gets in and out on the driver's side
2. Passenger windows will be broken out and replaced with plastic film and tape
3. Passenger fenders, doors, and quarter panels will be painted gold

[czarjak]

10. My neighbor runs a local auto auction.

He told me yesterday they are flooded with repossessions like never before in his twenty five years in the business. Living in cars may not be an option?

[taxi]

11. That answers something that puzzled me last week.

With all the brain power of computers everywhere I get emails reporting on the value of a car I didn't buy. Last week they told me that the value of my car decreased, now I know why. I also get mail and email for lots of other things, like extended warranty offers and service bulletins. I'm damn sure not going to let them know I bought a different car and start getting twice as much junk.

There was talk some time ago about an auto loan bubble at risk of collapsing in the same way the real estate bubble did. It could be that with what your neighbor said we are now on the cusp of a major transportation crisis. Democrats have been pushing for more and better public transportation for years to no avail. Instead we got faster cars and bigger trucks.

[paleotn]

8. Please do. And listen to Junior! Bulk up on those saturated fats!

[RazorbackExpat]

12. LOL