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Orrex

(66,621 posts)
Thu Oct 30, 2025, 04:59 AM Oct 30

Is he dead yet?

Vaporized during botched nuclear test?

Lost his Covfefe in South Carerdddd?

Assassination solicited on Bluesky?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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GopherGal

(2,783 posts)
14. I'm not a super big fan of Melania,
Thu Oct 30, 2025, 05:02 PM
Oct 30

but if she did indeed rid us of both Donvict and Speaker Mike, we might need to petition President Ocasio-Cortez to award her a medal of freedom or something.

To get the Nobel Peace Prize, she'd probably need to dispose of Bobby Brainworm too, while she's at it. But the Nobel committee may fear that the seismic activity that would come from Donvict's grave at seeing Melania get a Nobel Peace Prize would be too dangerously destructive to allow that to happen. But the South Park episode would be fabulous.

GopherGal

(2,783 posts)
10. Heard about a "rapidly developing" young gal in the Caribbean named Melissa
Thu Oct 30, 2025, 10:31 AM
Oct 30

and wanted to take her "furniture shopping", so he stopped by his dear departed buddy Epstein's place for old times' sake. Poop Force One crashed in the 180-mph winds.

Reports suggest he failed to grab any felines before the crash, but meteorologists express admiration for Melissa's eyes.

GopherGal

(2,783 posts)
12. Black box recording suggests there were fisticuffs over Melissa's rating
Thu Oct 30, 2025, 04:51 PM
Oct 30

with a meteorologist calling her a five, while an unidentified person in the cock pit indignantly insisted she was "a thousand percent better than that, maybe a six-seven"

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