Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell in crucible while melting down reclaimed pennies for use in a 100 foot statue of him?

Torn to shreds by millions of seniors before he can eliminate Medicare and Social Security?

Immolated by raw, creepy heat generated by Vance and the grieving Widow Kirk? #veepfucker


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Choked on hamberderer when he heard judge is forcing him fo release SNAP funds?

[ShazzieB]

26. Yes!!!!!!!

I can't tell you how happy I am about this ruling! If it led to his demise, that would truly be the frosting on the cake!

[SheltieLover]

28. It would, wouldn't it?

[Joinfortmill]

2. No, but the entire world is...'wishing and hoping'

[LW1977]

3. So many places he visited that had plenty of elapids and vipers this past week..

None of them stick their fangs in his swollen cankles

[lapfog_1]

18. Professional Courtesy -n/t

[LymphocyteLover]

4. any of these would be well deserved

[twodogsbarking]

5. Halloween 47. Michael Myers whacks the pumpkin head clean off while John Carpenter's rendition of

a symphonic orchestra playing YMCA in the backround. Melaaaaaaaaniaaaaaaaaah says she doesn't care, in five languages.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. A lot of heart attacks are triggered just by

waking up. Something like the burst of adrenaline interferes with the electrical system of the heart.

So my question is related: is he up yet?

[Harker]

8. So he might get up and go down.

That's a nice thought.

[Seinan Sensei]

24. A lot of heart attacks are triggered by pooping

More fat and salt, less fiber please
💩

[Harker]

7. Fell down and broke his crown?

[2MuchNoise]

12. And Vance came tumbling after?

[Roy Rolling]

9. Nope, not yet

But soon.

Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky, so they sing.🎶

[WestMichRad]

10. Another month gone by...

Full of disappointment in the obituaries.

[MichMan]

11. No

[hlthe2b]

13. "Just back from the coven where a certain orange one 'might' have been the target of our curses, hexes, bewitchment..."

"Might have been, mind you..."



Hmmmm... "Change is a'comin..."

[surfered]

16. Suggested Recipe substitute

[hlthe2b]

20. Undoubtedly "more potent..."

[surfered]

14. Ironically died from eating pasta contaminated with Listeria after cutting the CDC's monitoring program.

Celebrations broke out across the country as Americans popped the corks of their Champagne bottles.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/10/31/2351467/-Listeria-outbreak-surfaces-after-Trump-s-CDC-cuts-key-program

[malaise]

15. No but he won't be allowed the starve Americans

Thankfully a judge snapped and called it right.

[niyad]

17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[malaise]

19. I'd pay to watch this one

Torn to shreds by millions of seniors before he can eliminate Medicare and Social Security?😀

[IronLionZion]

21. Leather pants can generate some nasty heat

It's like Erika looked for the most couch-like outfit she could find. Nothing says you're living the good Church lady life like tight black leather pants. She may be angling for a future first lady job.

[Buddyzbuddy]

22. How appropriate,

on Dia de Los Muertos, (The Day of the Dead)
He walks amongst them with no living heart and brain dead. I ask you, is he dead yet?

[QueerDuck]

23. Inhaled a fistful of candy corn that got stuck in his windpipe?

[republianmushroom]

25. Nope, damn, sure was hoping and praying it happened last night.

Don't care how, just that it happened.

[ShazzieB]

27. No such luck.

Another day, another disappointment.