Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ripped off his ugly Halloween mask, but he wasn't wearing one?

Held his breath in a tantrum over Daylight Saving, and an hour went by?

Stroked out in fury because Obama roasted him?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[twodogsbarking]

1. Given a thermo nuclear wedgie by military generals.

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Bet the national debt on the Blu Jays to win the world series

and couldn't pay up so is bookie had to make an example of him.

[QueerDuck]

3. Hit on the top of the head with a foul ball?

Or a frying pan?

[SheltieLover]

4. Massive heart attack during dream in which he ultimately suffers the same fate as Gatsby?

Stroked out over South Park's latest critique of him & bondi? ( https://democraticunderground.com/132294562 . Thanks, Yo!)

Blew a gasket contemplating the World Serious, as no matter if Dogers or Jays win, odds are he won't be getting his fat ass kissed?

[surfered]

5. I'm sorry I wan't able to contribute today, but I've spent all morning adjusting for the end of daylight savings time:

4 regular clocks, one battery operated clock, two cuckoo clocks, two cars, the microwave, the coffee pot, and I'm sure I've forgotten something. I also had forgotten how to change some of them and had to remember how or find the instructions.. I'm mentally exhausted and fell back into bed. Better luck tomorrow.

[SheltieLover]

7. Maybe you can fast forward one to the eagerly anticipated happy event?

[surfered]

11. If only...

[SheltieLover]

26. Ikr?

[Prairie_Seagull]

13. Jokingly he says,

There is an app for that?
Good morning surfered and all our Sunday morning DUers.

On most calendars Sunday starts the week. I know it's a fools errand to hope for a better one politically but what I hope for is a better week personally for our Duers.

As dim as the light can be, it can still bring some warmth.

[malaise]

17. LOL

For the clicks.

[littlemissmartypants]

21. I wonder how many do like I sometimes have and just leave them as-is for a while...

But then you might have to watch while others waste their time wondering and complaining about why you are an hour early to all of your appointments.

Could be fun. Could be annoying. Always eye opening, learning about how others feel about how we spend our time and observing the audacity of those who feel entitled to direct the behavior of their neighbors.

There's always next year.

I hope you rested well.

❤️

[efhmc]

35. One of my clock self corrected as its battery wore out. Of course it is on the wall and above this shorty's reach.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Not today, but

I have a feeling he’ll bite into a cyanide capsule when vote #218 comes through (Epstein).

[surfered]

9. Yes

[niyad]

8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. It's still early...

Soon. 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

12. Not soon enough 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

27. Not biblically "soon," either...

[Prairie_Seagull]

14. Lets hope your fizzy wine does

not age much longer.

[niyad]

19. YES!!!

[surfered]

32. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[malaise]

15. No but

He’s still killing our fisherman while violating international law

[surfered]

31. War crime time

[AllaN01Bear]

16. i am waiting patiently.

greetings from the night shift.

[LymphocyteLover]

20. Hal Sparks says he'll likely go by falling down the Air Force 1 stairs showing how strong and healthy he is

But really, I'm not picky.

[58Sunliner]

22. I'm praying for video.

[surfered]

30. Maybe with an assist?

[LymphocyteLover]

40. LOL! Perhaps!

[58Sunliner]

23. Nyet.

[surfered]

29. I think Predatel and Izmennik are also Russian words ti describe traitors

[twodogsbarking]

24. A digital rectal exam by Edward Scissorhands.

doctors still check the prostate with a finger as a digital rectal exam (DRE),

[surfered]

28. Snort!

[berniesandersmittens]

25. Eaten alive by hungry Magas who lost their SNAP

[malaise]

33. Don't rule that out

😀

[berniesandersmittens]

39. The Great Rump Roast of '25

[hlthe2b]

34. "Who's a 'lizard brain?"

"My kind have survived for millions of years! By all sane predictions, I don't give him even a fortnight."

[Sneederbunk]

36. Got in the way of a backhoe.

[republianmushroom]

37. Nope, not yet, damn, so hopeful, then so disappointed.

Such is life. But w are a day closer to that good event.

[Blue Owl]

38. Winter is coming

Let’s hope the Witch of November bags a fat piece of shit….